I wish Facebook would tone down on the number of woman-kitchen jokes...I mean some can be really funny, but they're usually lost in a sea of repetitive sh1te.

All these kitchen jokes are beyond boring! Can't people think of anything original! Shows a definite lack of inventiveness!

vaginas are disgusting they look like a hippo yawning

My wife left me yesterday. I feel so angry, confused and frustrated. I just don't know what to do anymore.

Do I butter both the slices of bread or just one?

What do you get really?

:joker::joker::joker:

LOL I read that with excitment thinking it was a joke waiting for a punch line.. :(

I was wondering if anyone could tell me which channel I could find the Womens FA Cup Final on?

I've already checked cooking and comedy...

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

You just know when a relationship is about to end.

My girlfriend rang me at work this morning and asked how to change a lightbulb in the bathroom.

"It's very simple", I said, "First fill the bath with water....."

I knew you would post in here Wombai! Love you <3

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

Why do women not offer sex all the time?
Because there's no pay involved.

Whats does your wife and a condom have in common?
They both spend 99% of their time in your wallet

This thread has missed this picture!

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