Sorry, I wanted to bump this back up. :joker: This thread was hilarious.

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo' mama's so fat that when she swins in the ocean they have to call out Greenpeace.

Yo' mama's so fat that when she cuts herself gravy pours out.

Yo Mama so slutty, she has had more licks then david beckham had kicks.

^HAHA!

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo Mama so old, she went into an antique shop and they kept her.

LMAO Lauren. Of course you'd know these. :bored:

I'm above and beyond yo mama jokes, Mark. They're soooo 2 years ago.

I'm now onto "Ya face" jokes. :rolleyes: Haha.

Haha. Show some then. :tongue: Some weird boy in my school always says "Ya face" when people cuss him.

Well, the joke is "Ya face" :laugh: You just say it randomly when people are talking to you. Or if they insult you, like "You're nasty" you say "Ya face!" They're amazingly childish, personal favourite of mine.

Haha, oh. I get it now.

LMAO I went on this dry site and found the most stupid ones ever. :bored:

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

"Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out."

LMAO

LMAO! That one was funny.

yo mamma so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch!

pmsl:joker::joker::joker:

yo mamma so mean she keeps a fork in the sugar bowl

so funny

:spin:

Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the basement window to commit suicide.

best thread ever made me laugh so much

yo mama laughed so much she burst

Not sure if this ones been said

Your Mammas so fat, when she goes to a resturant she looks at the menu and says 'Yes please'

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: im crying with laughing here i love this thread

LOL, some of the last few are really funny.

Hahaha Lord! I love this thread. :bigsmile:

yo mammmmmmmmmmmma lmfao

yo mama so dumb her idea of safe sex is locking the car door http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/happy/happy0045.gif