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Jack_ 29-05-2010 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 3267755)
Oh the smell of spunk and shit?

My confession is a little worse, its almost incestuous.

First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.


Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too.

She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her.

But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

:joker: :joker: :joker:

That Sir, is brilliant. Quality stuff.

Shasown 29-05-2010 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by lily. (Post 3267976)
Has this become the smut thread, or have we just achieved innuendo status for now?

Bit of both, i think.

Mind the guardian of the nations morales wont be too impressed with you after he gets back from the kirk tomorrow morning and reads what you have wrote.

lily. 29-05-2010 10:38 PM

I know. That makes it even more fun though. ;)

sooty 29-05-2010 10:51 PM

Shawson

You have had colourful life. (Is this the right expression?)

sooty 29-05-2010 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by InOne (Post 3267928)
I am Jewish.

InOne
Are you an orthodox Jewish?
Do you go to synagogue?

Photon 29-05-2010 10:53 PM

I've seen it before, but either way, I came buckets.

InOne 29-05-2010 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sooty (Post 3268081)
InOne
Are you an orthodox Jewish?
Do you go to synagogue?

Sometimes, my Uncle is a Rabbi. And I'm not Orthodox


http://www.oliviamunn.com/wp-content...abbi_weiss.jpg

Iceman 29-05-2010 10:57 PM

I am much more reserved in real life than what i am on here or what my facebook pictures make out LOL

Ramsay 29-05-2010 10:58 PM

aww i wear glasses

sooty 29-05-2010 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by InOne (Post 3268094)
Sometimes, my Uncle is a Rabbi. And I'm not Orthodox

InOne
Do you speak Hebrew?

lily. 29-05-2010 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Iceman (Post 3268097)
I am much more reserved in real life than what i am on twitter with lily..

True.

InOne 29-05-2010 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by sooty (Post 3268119)
InOne
Do you speak Hebrew?

Nah.

setanta 29-05-2010 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by InOne (Post 3268094)
Sometimes, my Uncle is a Rabbi. And I'm not Orthodox

I have an uncle and 4 cousins who are Jews. Love them to pieces.

Iceman 29-05-2010 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by lily. (Post 3268120)
True.

LOL i do sometimes foget that its public on there......if i do recall there was something about albino kids last week, no? ;)

lily. 29-05-2010 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Iceman (Post 3268129)
LOL i do sometimes foget that its public on there......if i do recall there was something about albino kids last week, no? ;)


I'm thinking I ought to lock down my account tbh.. it's a bit too public lol

And, yeah, we were making virtual babies last week..

Real 29-05-2010 11:25 PM

If we are talking FB here--- It all seems to revolve around the Apps... :shocked:

Photon 29-05-2010 11:41 PM

One time I was messing around with a turbine engine and it took my virginity. It wasn't gentle.

Real 29-05-2010 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Photon (Post 3268258)
One time I was messing around with a turbine engine and it took my virginity. It wasn't gentle.

:eek: Bet it was painfull :hugesmile: But the upside is-- no need to pay for waxing.. :dance:

Twilight 30-05-2010 01:37 AM

I had feelings for my friends, boyfriend:/

Shasown 30-05-2010 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Twilight (Post 3268557)
I had feelings for my friends, boyfriend, brother

Tell us more

Shasown 30-05-2010 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Twilight (Post 3268568)
I fall for him, before she started dating him, and now i can't have him, because she does:/

There are ways round that, get some of his hair, some of his nail clippings and a piece of jewellery he has worn often. Then i will explain how to make him yours.

Twilight 30-05-2010 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 3268574)
There are ways round that, get some of his hair, some of his nail clippings and a piece of jewellery he has worn often. Then i will explain how to make him yours.

Not really funny for me, atm.

Shasown 30-05-2010 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Twilight (Post 3268577)
Not really funny for me, atm.

Who said I was joking, magic works by the power of the person intending, some believe its the same sort of thing as the law of attraction, as wishing or praying for something.

Twilight 30-05-2010 01:52 AM

:/

Ramsay 30-05-2010 02:01 AM

i was about to say my penis size
but that seems a bit ruuuude


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