That's ok Claymores - just joking! Couldn't resist when Jack jumped on the posts!

As a barman, the lowering of the cost of drink would effect my xmas bonus so lets just leave it how it is for now thank you very much thejoe/

It does a bit when out of cash and have to run-up a tab at the offie!

thank you very much for your concern about my name but the joe is sticking with the harry lol hes a dirty old man anyway lol but hes got a big magnum lol as for all your comments on my poem i would just like to make clear that often i deliberatley reverse the tittle of my poem to what i am trying to say to add a bit of confusion ( i no thats very silly of me but it help keeps everyone on the ball).

i do think booze should be put up in price as we do have a massive problem with it and its costing us and the nhs millions. yes i understand poor people will suffer but i am turning a blind eye as its not good for them anyway and they are better off with out it.

the joe is thinking he needs to take out the clay and wombai for a good drink lol

and as for my name and all these accounts you are all saying i am haveing let me tell you clearly < the joe is sticking on this account as i am so in love with my chap harry lol i hope this dose not start more rumourus of me being a computer nerd with now 3 accounts lol sleep tight everyone <

Joe use your old account we as a fourm prefer you under Joe444.

harry dont be dirty lol

Ah right,. I was wondering why you posted in verse all the time.

Joe we want you to use your old account. Multiple accounts are not allowed.

We would be very happy to see Joe444 online posting the poems we all love to read.

The clay would love that the Joe - but changing names seems to upset people - not sure why you do.

But are you old enough to drink alcihols or are we stuck drinking Diamond White in the park out of brown bags the Joe?

Is it something against you Harry? I can't fathom out why the Joe is doing this?!

Oh for **** sake, what is it with you? Have you never heard of a 'joke'?

I laughed because it was funny. Have I ever stated that I thought you had another account? No. So stop jumping to conclusions.

Christ, I post a joker smiley and you get worked up. God help me if I used your beloved...:hugesmile:...

Because he says 'people are out to get Joe444' when they are not.

Multiple accounts are not allowed and most people would of got punnished if they had other accounts. Why not Joe?

Is it a hilarous joke? can I slap my thighs giggling?

as josey would say < you are the special one joe444 lol

No, but I found it funny.

ffs - I wasn't worked up - I was joking too - and you accuse me of not being able to take a joke! :hugesmile: Practice what you preach! :hugesmile:

I really can't see how telling me I 'jumped on the posts' was a joke that I would understand?

But fair enough I guess.

Laugh, laugh, I almost went to Ethiopia - well Abyssinia as it used to be known (to quote Alexei Sayle)

Dirty Ian.

Yourr not allowed to read that young lady

:D