welcome back!

:eek: You kidding me?!

We get these huge beasty things round here, that fly at your face. Actually hurts if they hit you.

Thanks. You missed me, I can tell.

I missed you!! :hugesmile:

Awww, Niam. That's the way to my heart. Or at least to where it should be. I missed you too, and even Trumpet Trousers.

Where have you been?

Yeahh you better do that, if you don't, i'll come rape you in the night ;D

I'll joke about what i want.

I've been working on my novel and a couple of short stories, plus I've been writing a few articles for a certain magazine. Busy busy busy. I promised myself I wouldn't terrorize the internet while there was work to be done, and I stuck to it, which was surprising lol. I've still not finished all of it, but I'm way ahead of schedule so I'm giving myself a break this week to chill out. Like a mini holiday :)

rather than fake bravado

just dont joke about that again

why dont you ask people to send you pictures of themselves and then sketch out a short story about them?

Why not? i joke about stuff like that was my friends, so i'm not going to stop because of you.

would you joke about rape with your mother or perhaps someone who has been raped?

Oh that's good, how's your novel coming along, are you happy with it?

Errr, I don't know. Do you want to send me a picture of yourself, is that what this is about?

Yeh, so far I'm really loving it actually. The missus thinks I'm going mental because she can hear me giggling when I write it lol. How's tricks, sugarlumps?

yes i would joke about it with my mum, but not someone thats been raped.

Great, I want to read it!!!

I'm good thanks, a lot more cheery since the sun came out! Plus it's the long weekend here coming up :dance: I'm looking forward to Big Brother starting next week too, my hubby is not though :joker:

No

LOL, I did miss you. :D

I gots a net from ebay so nothing comes in my room now woo!
i always see moths and wasps trying to get in but cant muahahaaa.

It probably wouldn't have harmed you. Wasps don't get aggressive until late summer/early autumn.

I have a special 'Moth book' for the extermination of all moths that decide to take residence in my bedroom.