kiss me cock when you're down there.

Ok but you will have to wait till I find my magnifying glass and tweezers.

follow the smell.

Of hamsters?

He looks like Early Man when he's doing his grimaces and he has the cheek to hound Rachael for her looks???

When he's by himself and glaring and muttering under his breath this is probably going on in his head;

'Grrrrh,me hate Rachael,me want to bone Rachael,Grrrh,Me angry,Me mad,Rachael look at me,Me going to get maaaaad,Rachael,Rachael,RACHAEL!,Grrrrr,Angry,Me miss my anti-ageing lamp'...*beats chest*

Same. I used to be randomly stopped in the school corridors and being asked if I was ok.

Zoophilia??? :shocked:

Blimey, you're kinky! :hugesmile:

Why is Channel 4 so determined that the viewers of LF will not get a proper idea of what is going on?? is it HL material? they can't feckin' condense this, just make it incomprehensible for LF viewers!

Who the Hell does not have Periods - if you are female????????