What is wrong with me, I don't give a toss about this!"


Josie doesn't see the problem with Ben's nomination of Sunshine


:hugesmile:

"You see! Up there for thinking, down there for dancing. Well done, my love!"

Josie congratulates Govan's puzzle skills

:D

"I didn't want to live to an old age anyway"

Josie reveals that she is hoping to pass away before her 65th birthday

Dont ever move to Bristol. They all taaaalk funny in them paaarts.

'' I failed my driving lessons 72 times''

Im sure she actually said she had taken 72 driving lessons not tests

Correction:blush: *goes to edit*.

Nominating Sunshine 'For the sheer fact that she's tighter than a duck's ass, she gets my vote.'

I loved that:).

Loving the Josie quotes, everything she comes out with is hilarious :joker:

On wanting to ring John James neck - 'Thats baaad innit'

OMG she's lush. I love this girl.

i know this has already been put in here but it was a bit longer than that.

"you're like a bit of pastry John. you just roll it and roll it and roll it until it's too thin to put on your ****ing pie"

On the incident with Sunshine - '"John, all the way from Australia, the BB beaver spotter"

I might be paraphrasing slightly here but it was something like this...

"You know what the most dangerous animal is? - Shetland pony, no kidding"

"You've got about as much energy as a roasted chicken"

Josie on her fellow housemates' stamina levels

Josie has totally got to win! so makes me laugh so much!
Loved the one about John James being like pastry.
But one that sticks in my mind, was when she said something along the lines of:

'i just realised my bum is so hairy!':joker:

Ah she is brilliant. She could have a career as a stand up comedienne.

Do I smell?

John you're a little drama Queen:joker:.

Some Josie quotes from a while back..

Shabby: "I've just found one of my cat's hairs on my knee"

Josie: "What...does your cat squat as well?"

"I'm a night owl..not a chicken".


They took all my knickers off me.”
Josie reacts to the opening of her suitcase

"Horse poo to me smells comforting"
Josie on her favourite scents


"I only have to look at a digestive and I put on 5 stone."

Josie talks about her difficulties with biscuits.

Ah what a great thread excellent

About Ben's task

Josie: I've never heard of rent a crowd. Can you rent a crowd?

:joker:

'Which smells worse my feet or my breath'

Josie telling Mario "if you get a boner don't stick it in my back"

:D

Mario stripping to get ready for bed.. Josie : "Mario..? You're not gerrin' nakered are yew?"

'' They could give Shabby a gold bar and it wouldn't be shiny enough'':D.