Come on Sooty, Joe started a fun thread here, you must contribute a little ditty!
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the poetry club is going to end as the tree of temptation did not approve,
the joe is first to go and you lot must remove.
big brother is all about twists and evil,
we are not all meant to be chatting and being so civil.
so we need a plant or a imposters to break up our little group,
and rid us all of thisisbigbrother in one scoop.
i love this community and the joe is so fond,
i feel so important like a james bond.
with a magnum in a side and a pen on the other,
life is just the best with poetry and big brother.

Joe, 007. Licence to Quill!
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