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to get to the other side
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Yup!
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seems pretty obvious to me lol :colour::thumbs:
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Lol:joker:
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Whats the difference between-
a car tyre and sex 365 times One's a Goodyear and ones a REALLY good year |
hahahahahahaha
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Three scientists wanted to know how much an elephant would eat before having a c**p,"how are we going to do this?"says Bob,
"We could push a cork up its a**e "says Jim,"I'm not doing it "says Fred,Neither am I" says Bob, "Lets train a monkey to do it"says Jim So after a couple of days they train a monkey how to do it , "Right now what?says bob, "Well Jim you get a notebook and stand 5 metres from the elephant and write down anything unusual that might happen", "Bob you stand 50 metres away,with a microphone and record any sounds the elephant makes" "I'll stand 100 metres away with a camcorder and film it all", saysFred , 3 weeks go by,and Nelly(the elephant) is getting rather big and red, Then.....Kaboom Nelly lets rip, There is c**p everywhere, Fred is up to his ankles in the stuff,he sees Bob up to his neck in it ,and waides over, "Are you ok Bob"? "Just"says bob "But what about Jim"? Worried, both men start digging in the direction of Jim As they got closer they could hear muffled laughter and after a few mins they found jim rolling around in the c**p laughing his head off, "Jim Jim are you mad ,you're covered in filth, its in your eyes your mouth and in your ears ,what on earth is so funny?" Spluttering Jim says, " You should have seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in" |
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