When you randomly dress up in ridiculous costumes hoping that someone will toss you a can of alcohol.

:joker:

You are a guy and suddenly start thinking you would look good wearing guy-liner and a cap

You start showering while wearing a baseball-cap

When you go and sit in the garden in the rain to smoke.

When you accuse your mother of she's "playing a game" after she ask you if you want a cup of tea on Tuesday morning.

When you lurk outside of showers listening to see if someone is inside slagging you off.

When you get dressed up on Fridays just to sit on the sofa and just to hold your friends' hands.

When you make your girlfrend breakfast on Monday so she won't nominate you.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Go and watch BB5, 6, 7, 9 and 10 and try and call this series highly entertaining.

Paddy i've watched them all from BB1 so you have quite an invalid point... why are you here if it doesnt interest you then?

I have just called my workmates............ housemates.:hugesmile:

When you walk round holding your phone attached to its charger like the personal microphones. Try it. It feels like your in the house

....when you find yourself hoping that Channel 5 buys it.

when i said i was going to the diary room instead of the office.

:blush: