| Shaun |
25-08-2010 03:08 PM |
Thought I'd post mine a) to remind me of my votes and b) to inspire you ;)
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1) Seth MacFarlane - okay, the first few series of Family Guy were something to be smug about. They were cleverly written and the pop culture references were accurate and relevant. Now, the basic plot of any episode can be whittled down to three elements: obscure 80s reference, Stewie being gay, Peter being stupid. His standards have slipped so shamelessly low in the selling-out process, but that's not what irritates me the most. It's his insistence on SINGING. He thinks he's got this outstanding voice, as seen in the number of characters he voices and the number of times he makes them sing - with the likes of Frank Sinatra Jr. (who let's face it, is a poor attempt at appearing great. OH WHOA HE'S SINGING WITH THE BEST CROONER EVER'S SON. No. His son is just a pale imitation. ***** off.) He is an overboiling mess of arrogance and delusion.
2) Jack Whitehall - he is the most offensive in a long line of young, immature, shouty comedians (see: Russell Brand, Russell Howard, Russell Kane - ...that's a strange trend LOL) but he strikes me as the most disagreeable of the lot. He has this sneering and holier-than-thou approach to stand-up as if he has a pedestal above society. Listen mate, you're a loudmouth ***** who started off at Big Brother, you've got ***** all to be cynical about.
3) Perez Hilton - he makes me feel homophobic. He is the embodiment of all that is wrong with today's work ethic. Since when was it acceptable for a fat bitchy nobody to sit in Starbucks all day and spring to fame and fortune through being a twat who can use Microsoft Paint? His stint regarding Will.I.AM is the only thing that makes me LIKE the Black Eyed Peas (who WOULDN'T punch him?) and his celebrity status is utterly deplorable. He brings nothing to society.
4) Simon Cowell - at first he seemed like a quite intelligent bloke who was able to critique the talent-wannabes with finesse and accuracy. Then series after series progressed and he became the pantomime villain who takes a minute during the Snow Patrol Chasing Cars bridge to build tension and inevitably say 'yes'. He has destroyed popular music with its shallow, talentless and easy fast-track route to stardom and has the audacity to insist he doesn't. It's all very well placating to what the public want, but when the public are *****ing morons could you at least have the courtesy to enlighten them?
5) Diana Vickers - gaspy *****ing hypocrite. I'll KILL YOU ONCE.
6) Adam Sandler - the epitome of immature and unreasonably successful humour. He's riding off a couple of lucky strokes; Little Nicky, Happy Gilmore. Those aside, every of his films has been the same: man does silly voices, farts, has crisis, falls in love, sorts self out. SORT YOURSELF OUT YOU TOOL.
7) Scott Mills - the only reason, if you can call it 'only' in light of its staggering disgrace and revulsion, is that he once said 'Lady GaGa is more influencial than Bob Dylan'. Oh is she? I suppose she might be to you, you queer old *****, in your studio bouncing around to *****ing Girls Aloud remixes and overdosing on pop and cock, but to MUSIC SHE *****ING WELL ISN'T. He is the most offensive Radio 1 entity, and that's saying a lot when you've got Chris Moyles and Fearne Cotton in contention.
8) The Westboro Baptist Church - headed by the Phelps family, they're a group of religious nutjobs who lynch funerals and proclaim 'God Hates ____'. The blank can be filled with anything to please these attention-seeking psychopaths, who've only really had coverage on the kind of foul venereal public forums such as Jeremy Kyle and Jerry Springer.
9) Alexa Chung - she began the wave of faceless, soulless and personality-less 'T4' presenters (and soon: all presenters). They're a breed that collectively interact with the similar-typed popstars on a strict diet of dry and crap humour, 'comic' irony and all of the intellectual wherewithal of a KFC bucket. She also ticks a fashion box of hate for me - for being the archetypal 'indie' girl. They're everywhere. They mesh together in a sea of self-obsession and blandness, awash with grey scarves, back-combed hair and striped tees and booming with tuneless crap like The Pigeon Detectives.
10) Ashley Cole - I had to pick a footballer on the sheer basis of their overpaid, undereducated and disloyal nature. I don't want to get into an 'IN MY DAYS...' rant about when footballers worked hard and all that jazz, but if you compare those with the likes of Cole, Rooney and Terry you can't help but agree. It is actually outrageous that these neanderthals can pocket the equivalent of an average man's salary (probably double, triple, quadruple that) every WEEK for kicking a ball and doing some physio. Oh and who the ***** would cheat on Cheryl? Twice? Go shove a mobile up your jacksie you tosser.
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