Alive:
- Lindsay Lohan - total mess.
- Shirley Phelps-Roper - for the damage it would do to homophobes, for her sheers ballsiness and the arguments
- Stephen Fry - well I'll need to guarantee someone to defeat her ;) but in reality he's FAR FAR FAR too good for the show.
- Eddie Izzard - intelligent humour :love: would make it more difficult for me to vote for a winner :p
- James Franco - seems like a nice laidback guy...but I'll be honest my reasons are entirely shallow.
- Dame Edna Everage - I would pay good money to see 'her' vs. Shirley. And the comic timing is just outstanding.

Dead:
- Alexander the Great - sexually ambiguous power-freak. What's not to love?
- Michael Jackson - come on. Eccentricity embodied.
- Hunter S. Thompson - for the foul language, the stories, the coolness.
- Grace Kelly - she was her first name personified. Absolutely beautiful.
- Virginia Woolf - I get the impression she'd bring the mood down a bit ;)
- Janis Joplin - because of how intense she was, both personally and in performance.

Adolf Hitler
Osama Bin Laden
Nelson Mandela
Ghandi
Lady GaGa
Michael Jackson

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