A thread about a cucumber... you just know it's asking for trouble lol :laugh: Erm cut it up and throw it at people why...? well why not!?!

suppose your right amy:blush2:

Slice them and pu them on top of your nipples

i like that
a handy pin cushion,and
a cheap and safe cactus

use it as a baton in a race(by the way is that 100 yet?)

I think its only like 19

This is gonna take a long time to finish!

come on then bb rocks something you would do with a cucumber lol ??

Eat it:joker:

think weve had that one but never mind

Owell!

Erm...

You could knock someone out with it

Put glasses on it so it will be as cool as a cucumber

Lol:hugesmile:

C is for Cucumber

Lol .. what did you type in google to get that?

Melon !!!!!!!!what d ya think lol :bigsmile::bigsmile::eureka:




got another one cold cucumber soup

Lol

can't think really!

carve your x boy/girlfriends name on it and put it through the mincer :joker:

use in as a bat?? ie a rounders bat or something ...

I already said that

Just in case you didn't want to know,George Stephenson (inventor of the locomotive 'The Rocket) is also credited with the idea to use a open ended glass tube,to make cucumbers grow straight.

So...Grow One

you could dress it up in pretty clothes and pretend it's your child

Stuff it

Very popular in Poland apparently.

sit on it?? it could be like an emergency camping stool

might have aleady said this one make soup with it or even use it as a Javelin