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Miss Ivy Balls 15-10-2010 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Nate (Post 3846906)
You just use the Leamington charm to lure people in

What is that?

My mum and dad have a business in Leamington and I have mates there, but don't really see them - if that makes sense. :/

I just stay in my room most of the time and go work. That is about my life. :joker:

Benjamin 15-10-2010 12:51 AM

LOL, Thomas, please tell me you never use those chat-up lines :)

Miss Ivy Balls 15-10-2010 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 3846910)
LOL, Thomas, please tell me you never use those chat-up lines :)

No. I don't chat up people anyway. I flirt, sometimes. I don't really go out much. I don't like nightclubs because you're crammed in by big fat blokes who smell of BO. Just too busy and really loud music that is often ****.

I just like doing my own thing.

So, no, I don't use those chat up lines. Stuff just normally comes out of my mouth. I say stuff before I think, but most of the time I know the wrong and right stuff to say. I just make myself look a fool most of the time, but I don't really care. :)

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 15-10-2010 12:11 PM

Did you fall from Heaven? Because you might be Satan and I like a bit of devil me I do!

Niamh. 15-10-2010 12:16 PM

funniest story I heard about chat up lines was this one.You just reminded me of it IThinkILoveYoutoo. A guy I worked with years ago was telling me that he went up to a girl and asked "did it hurt?" and she said "What? When I fell from heaven? No." and he said "well it looks like it did!!!":laugh2:

Ithinkiloveyoutoo 15-10-2010 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Niamhxo (Post 3847081)
funniest story I heard about chat up lines was this one.You just reminded me of it IThinkILoveYoutoo. A guy I worked with years ago was telling me that he went up to a girl and asked "did it hurt?" and she said "What? When I fell from heaven? No." and he said "well it looks like it did!!!":laugh2:

lmao. Massive fail. :joker: In that case it makes it sound like he's saying she looks rough.

Men shouldn't bother with chat up lines it's a huge turn off for me....unless he's so fit and beyond my league, I forgive him then. :D

Niamh. 15-10-2010 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ithinkiloveyoutoo (Post 3847089)
lmao. Massive fail. :joker: In that case it makes it sound like he's saying she looks rough.

Men shouldn't bother with chat up lines it's a huge turn off for me....unless he's so fit and beyond my league, I forgive him then. :D

Yes he was because she was not very nice about him chatting her up!

lmao yeah, whatever happened to "Hi" would work just fine as long you liked the person and if you don't a chat up line isn't going to change that!!

Jordan. 15-10-2010 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Stacey.x (Post 3846779)
I think they'd be saying this to you.

Then just exit the bar and leave you there. :pat:

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Originally Posted by Niamhxo (Post 3847081)
funniest story I heard about chat up lines was this one.You just reminded me of it IThinkILoveYoutoo. A guy I worked with years ago was telling me that he went up to a girl and asked "did it hurt?" and she said "What? When I fell from heaven? No." and he said "well it looks like it did!!!":laugh2:

:joker::joker:

Legend killer 15-10-2010 03:13 PM

There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot

Benjamin 16-10-2010 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Legend killer (Post 3847214)
There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another



LOL, I have never heard that one before, and I have heard many :)

Iceman 16-10-2010 12:46 AM

I used some horrendous ones last night.......actually not even chat up lines, just nonsense

Josy 16-10-2010 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Legend killer (Post 3847214)
There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another

:joker:

Benjamin 16-10-2010 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Iceman (Post 3848075)
I used some horrendous ones last night.......actually not even chat up lines, just nonsense




:laugh2: Same for me, I try and speak and it just comes out as verbal poo, and yet somehow it still works. God knows how.


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