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Legend 26-03-2006 08:59 PM

Haven't u 2 got an appreciation society to make or something? :laugh:

SMC 26-03-2006 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BB fernzy
You don't know who Chuck Norris is? Shame on you!

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren’t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Very well said Daniel, oh how they lived to regret that day

SMC 26-03-2006 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Legend
Haven't u 2 got an appreciation society to make or something? :laugh:
the last one i made got closed down..and that was a gem of a thread

Dan_ 26-03-2006 09:05 PM

See the Chuckster in action half way through this:

http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

lily. 14-12-2008 10:59 PM

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z...uck-norris.jpg

letmein 15-12-2008 01:37 AM

Chuck Norris is a Right Wing Fundamentalist Christian. End of story. :yuk:

Locke. 15-12-2008 01:44 AM

Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because he's a pussy.
:joker:

Meatloaforever 15-12-2008 05:40 AM


Meatloaforever 15-12-2008 05:41 AM

Only Joking

lily. 15-12-2008 09:58 PM

Who is/was meatloaforever? lol

Z 15-12-2008 10:01 PM

Chuck Norris can't shave because his hair is indestructible.

lily. 15-12-2008 10:04 PM

Chuck Norris' Sex is on fire!

lily. 15-12-2008 10:05 PM

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Scarlett. 15-12-2008 10:13 PM

HENRY TOWNSHEND COULD STOMP NORRIS OUT OF EXISTANCE

end of :D

lily. 15-12-2008 10:14 PM

Oh No You Didn't!

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

AngRemembered 15-12-2008 10:26 PM

Chuck Norris is an anagram of

No rich *uck-rs

lily. 15-12-2008 10:27 PM

Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding.

AngRemembered 15-12-2008 10:32 PM

Chuck Norris is the only actor with an STD/SDI named after him

lily. 15-12-2008 10:34 PM

Chuck Norris can make an omelette without cracking the eggs.

AngRemembered 15-12-2008 10:40 PM

Chuck Norris is often used as a stand in when president Bush gives a press conferance in Iraq

lily. 15-12-2008 11:02 PM

Dammit.. I was trying to think of a shoe-related one! LoL


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