Yo Mama's so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

Lool thats cool, I don't understand jokes a lot too, people have to explain them to me like I'm a five year old :/

:eek:

:nono:

Mean but funny I guess..

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"

:joker:

Haha.. no offence intended :)

Penguin biscuit jokes are always the best crap jokes <3

I literally lol'd at that!

Lol thats fine :p

I know right! I laugh at them all the time, even though I like know every single one! :love:

I went to the Zoo yesterday but there was only one dog in it. It was a shih-tzu.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang
up,and he said 'You've been promoted.'
And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted
again.'
And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.'
And I went into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said
'What happened to you?'
And I said 'I careered off the road.

Two cannibals eating a clown.
One says to the other
"Does this taste funny to you?

:laugh3:

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Antarctica is a desert..

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it

UMFG. Penguin biscuits lied to us. :bawling:

Yo mama's so old when she was in school there was no history

A snail knocks on a door and a man answers. The snail looks inside at a roaring fire.
The snail says to the man, 'Could I please come in from the cold'.
So the man picks up the snail and throws it out into the night and closes the door.
Six months later the man hears a knock at the door and answers it. He looks down and sees the snail who says,

LOL! I don't know if that's really funny or if I've just got a giggling fit coming on but :laugh3:

I couldn't stop laughing when my 5yr old cousin told me it.

My Dad used to tell me all these ones :hugesmile:

What do you call a man with big feet who's lost his dog?




Big Shooey Dougless

I spent some time at the wife's grave today.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A man walks into a bar

What do you call a dog with no tongue?

:laugh2: