Nahh, i can't be sure that i'll always been on in time,and i don't wanna let the game down or anything xD and Maybe ;)

Speak english or i'll give you Malaria again to promote my show.

The minimum effort required to be a part of this is to send me a PM with a list of songs for each of the weeks (listed below just for reference) so even if you disappear off the forum after sending that PM, it won't matter, you've done the bare minimum needed :). Give it a think and let me know!

-prays for a Twitty exclusive to the Z Factor performance-



Week 1 [16 acts] - Songs that have been done to death on the X Factor and make you want to die
Week 2 [14 acts] - Make Michael Jackson turn in his grave week
Week 3 [12 acts] - There is no obvious theme, but everyone seems to have dyed their hair
Week 4 [10 acts] - Big band week. In other words, sing a modern song but replace the backing track with a saxophone and suddenly it's "genius"
Week 5 [8 acts] - Songs that guarantee one of the favourites is eliminated in a shock elimination
Week 6 [7 acts] - Songs that mean something to the act you're representing, preferably in a sob story sort of way
Week 7 [6 acts] - Try and offend the most demographics week; old, young, gay, straight, black, white, man, woman, transgender - everyone is fair game
Week 8 [5 acts] - Murder a Beatles song week, and sing a Westlife song because it's the only way to keep Louis happy
Week 9 [4 acts] - Big shouty/teary/diva ballad, and a "sexually ambiguous song" theme - includes unusual changes of personal pronouns, and ignorance of underlying song meaning
Week 10 [3 acts] - Sing a summer song that's been styled in a Christmas way to make Brian the choreographer seem quirky and relevant; sing a song the act has already done in the competition [probably Michael Jackson] just to put the nail in the coffin for their career; and sing the winner's song which will be announced closer to the final.

Received a full set of performance choices from Locke (aka Matt Cardle); and a week one song choice from Patrick (Cher Lloyd) and Novo (Katie Waissel); nothing as of yet from TheHarbinger.

12 more contestant roles to fill!

Received a full set of performance choices from Locke (aka Matt Cardle); and a week one song choice from Patrick (Cher Lloyd) and Novo (Katie Waissel); nothing as of yet from TheHarbinger.

12 more contestant roles to fill!

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...it wor yuhz tha gave us tha malaysia? Ah herp yerz jookin leik.

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I said English

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I'm going to give valid criticisms and make awkward attempts at jokes this year! I can't wait!

:amazed::worship:

De$ha, coming soon... :D

Tesco Mary please.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker::joker::joker:

Aiden Grimshaw pl0x.

If Katie wins i will unleash my never before seen naked pictures of her on the forum

Can I be Storm? :D

Jessica - Mary Byrne, confirmed
Cara - Aiden Grimshaw, confirmed
Jevans - Storm Lee, confirmed


Could all three of you PM me with a complete list of song choices for each of the themed weeks? As there are more people submitting song choices, there's a chance you'll pick something that someone else has already picked, so just be aware that I might need you to pick an alternative song choice! Thanks guys :)

*rolls into the studio drunk for the first rehearsal*

Hmm, think I will just spectate :)

Bump for more participants please! Patrick, TheHarbinger, Jessica, Jevans and Cara, could you PM me with song choices for each week's theme as soon as you can? Thank you :)

Ok gonna send my list now :)

Song choices received from TheHarbinger!

C'mon people, don't be shy... :)

We want a holy **** moment, preferably something like this:

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shirlena ftw

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ill play - but i dont know what i have to do! lol

Pick an act from the top 32 at the judges' houses, you can't have any of the ones in bold mind - then for each of the themed weeks (in the OP) pick a song (or songs, as there are more than one in the later weeks) that your act will "sing" on the shows. PM them to me when you're done! Who would you like to be?