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You find one and copy the image location into the image url. Like you would do for a picture.
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-Last minute nerves-
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-slaps Lucy upside the head-
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X FACTOR SCANDAL: "X Factor Mary assaulted me!"
More news tomorrow |
IT'S TIME
TO FACE Selena Gomez. Ugly bitch. |
Welcome to the first live show of The Z Factor! I am your host, Grermot O'Leary (and also Dannzee Minogue. Deal with it.) and wow, what a show we have in store for you! I'm just going to talk and walk around this stage to one of Shuryl Cole's giving you pointless filler information that you don't really want to know or hear. AND NOW! Here are the Z Factor judges! -stage lights up and the doors slide open; revealing the judges-
Joey Walsh! -Grermot sprints over to join them, puts on a wig- Dannzee Minogue! Shuryl Cole! and Eoin Cowell! Now watch as the judges pose for the audience for a bit, okay, they're done, and now they're going to go sit down. This year's Z Factor saw a long and complicated auditioning process that involved asking sixteen TiBB members to roleplay an actual auditionee. So difficult. The categories were divided at random (Shuryl picked four numbers at random; which corresponded to the order they were performing in tonight - an order chosen by me at random - then because they weren't online to do it themselves, I got LemonJam to choose Eoin's and Dezzy to choose Joe's, leaving me with the remaining four acts) because there were no clear ways to divide them up. Each judge has four acts. THEY ARE: Joey Walsh: MeMyselfandI with Tom Richards Braden with Belle Amie Jevans with Storm Lee Callum with Gamu Nhengu Dannzee Minogue: Jessica with Mary Byrne TheHarbinger with Wagner Fiuza-Carrilho Locke with Matt Cardle MrGaryy with Rebecca Ferguson Shuryl Cole: Patrick with Cher Lloyd Jords with Husstle Niamhxo with Keri Arrindell Novo with Katie Waissel Eoin Cowell: Lucy with Marlon McKenzie Lewis with Treyc Cohen MissKittyFantastico with Diva Fever CaraRawr with Aiden Grimshaw Now over to Dannzee Minogue with the first act of the night... |
hi Josy
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-claps nervously-
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First up, it's Mary Byrne singing a song that's been done to death so many times, it makes simonsays look positively asexual. She's singing Ain't No Mountain High Enough by Marvin Gaye!
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-performs-
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*wurks it in the audience*
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TESCO MAARYYYYY you absolutely WUUUHHHKED it on stage! You're looking FIERCE tonight, it was a stunning vocal!
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Pajiya carey is performing next week you **** amateurs
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Aaah Mary pet yer've dun Dannzee reet proud wi tha performince. Yer've gor alla Tescor girls at hoom votin for yahz! |
Next up it's Shuryl and erm.. her category. Shuryl?
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Mary did absolutely beautifully, if I say so myself.
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Ah'v bin groowin' a repleecement for us leik. She's a reet diamend lass 'n her neem is Share Loid, singin' a song by lovalee littel black goal.
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Shaaaare you were faayyyntastic, I thought the song was a bit big for your voice but Eoin wants you to win so I can't say anything negative about you.
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i can see gifs but when i copy it it doesnt go into the url
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Aaaaaah Share pet dunt yuhz listen to tha Dannzee leik, she cudden sing her wee out of a peepa bag. Yer've moved us tuh teez man
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