Oh no, they all came out of the same building.... oh wait, it was a block of flats, LOL.

If this were a British council estate, he wouldn't have lasted five seconds though.

it was so nasty the other week though he was swimming in the pond and loads of these swans came over and started hissing at him and he was tryna swim away but one of them kept pecking him and he kept going under

evil swans :bawling:

:eek: bish

Lol, how does that happen?

I'm sorry but that's so funny, he's like a comedy dog:joker:

i live in a really rough area. im like a rose in flowerpot of dirt

do you dress funny?

no :/

im the best dressed person around here and thats saying something because i buy all my clothes from sports direct

I take it that is a joke?:conf:

no :eek:

bloody hell


you must look like Joe Cole when he is on the bench

*googles joe cole*

i dont get it :conf2:

thanks though hes hot gonna stick him in the wank bank

no he looks like an imbecile

i dont care how retarted he looks hes gawwwwjus

you need to get a girlfriend

:nono:

what is it with people on this forum tryna make me straight :nono:

I guess you dont own a car, mine is my pride and joy.

He went jumped on my car id of broken a wrist or ankle minimum..

Of course, just because they are in a wheelchair?

Someone in a wheelchair went up to my car and started punching it scratching it, id kick them out the chair lol.

^ omg you horrible bitch

*throws pebbles at your car*

Oh right. Sorry, I didn't mean to be flippant about it. That must be a nightmare.

Give me two.

:laugh3:

I dare you lol.