fnc

**** n Chuck a person you go out with to **** and then dump em.
kane was just an fnc so i dumped him last night.

Song A.D.D.
When you are flipping through your iPod or other song media and you can't seem to find a song that fits the mood you are in and you keep skipping to the next song.
"I can't pick a song! I have Song A.D.D.!"

i always get that

^
Me too

Andrew
A complete stud who all girls want to ****. He has a large cock and some girls think it is perfect. Is kind and never is mean to people.
I wish i were like andrew

:conf2:

I looked up my name in business class once, not the best idea :blush2:



You can't have your pussy and eat it too

A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too." In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?

Sam: Yea.

Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.

Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"

cute


A girl who is lovely and dreamy and cuddly and shy and beautiful and awwww *druels*

cute images

http://oi54.tinypic.com/2hwgsd1.jpg fluffy baby bunny

why do you get nice things!!? everyone gets like porn, or mean words and theres you with a fricking bunny!!!

bitch

:laugh2:

I'm special, Urban Dictionary likes me.

I want to try again but I bet it'll be something awful. Ok I'm curious now, I'll go try.

I could look at that picture of katie for ages :hugesmile:
<<<<<< and that one in your sig :spin:

tits


Women's secret source of power over men. Having the right tits often results in social and economic gain.

tits images

http://oi52.tinypic.com/z7b46.jpg 2 pair


(I'll have another go :D)

trust you!!!

Yep, I'm still amazed she beat Aiden, she's brilliant :love:

skull-****ing


When you're giving a guy a head and he insists on thrusting.

Rob skull-****ed me so hard last night.


:bawling: I should have stopped at tits :bawling:

Scene Kick
A Side Kick cell phone owned & used by all scene kids
"hold on a sec, i gotta text that hottie on my Scene Kick"

LOLWUT

hahahaha

Oaft ano Can't make my mind up if ah like her or cher better (': :hugesmile:

:laugh2:

tornado bait
poor white trash, usually living in trailors
The 10 people living in the one trailor could only muster 10 or 12 teeth between them, they certainly must be tornado bait.

Cleveland Spincycle

The result of taking a large dump in a Washing Machine right before spincycle at the public laundry mat.
Yesterday I delivered a fresh
Cleveland Spincycle to those punk ass
illegal aliens. Next time they 'll think twice about leaving their clothes unattended at the Laundry mat...Wha! Ha! Ha!


Why do I get all the dirty ones :(

OMGWTFBBQ

A meaningless acronym which most often stands for "Oh My God What The **** Barbeque." It most likely originated on Something Awful (somethingawful.com). It can be interpreted simply as gibberish, or used when one wants to emphasize one's own incoherence, lack of understanding, or to mock others. It usually has an air of mockery, specifically with regard to teenagers who a lot of use three-letter acronyms

:love: I like to slip the tongue in.

Damela 46 thumbs up
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1) Short for "Damn I look". Usually something is added to damela, such as good, fly, etc. Pronounced (Da-Meh-Luh). It's a (wack) song by baby boy da prince though, I'm not sure, but Cassidy might have created the word. 2) Spanish word. Depending on how you use it, or what it's affiliated with, the definitions change.
1) Damela fly, Damela good, Damela better than my date look

2) Police chief to police officers: Damela (Bring her to me, bring her here, basically find her, bring her here)
damn i look baby boy da prince cassidy spanish bring her to me
by Raw Doggy Apr 6, 2010 share this

I always get weird ones.

Smells Like Teen Spirit


smells like teen spirit is a song by the group nirvana written by the greatest person who every lived, kurt cobain 1967-1994
smells like teen spirit was a song that revolutionalzed grunge music

={D--|--^---<

A man who is happy to see you!

girl scouts: hello sir would you like to buy some cookies?
creepy old guy: ={D--|--^---<!!!

suicide is painless 43 up, 8 down
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A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way. Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.
"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."