wow ive never got an erection when im scared, but i am willing to change careers to personaly check if immigrants are gay or not....if they can last two hours with me doing sex then they deserve asylum wether there str8 or gay ;)

There is no test. Most epople are not gay or str8, we all fall on a spectrum of sexuality. Look at the porn industry, it proves you don't have to be attracted to someone to "perform the sexual act". There are lots of lesbians in str8 porn, and lots of str8's in gay porn. There are plenty of women married to guys that are sexually repulsive, but they are willing to have sex in order to achieve their goals of having a stable home.
Money, Confidence, Influence, human sexuality often has nothing to do with attraction or sexuality at all.

If i stick a carrot up my ass does that mean i'm attracted to vegetables? am i a vegosexual?

Obviously not. You could be using the carrot to attract your real sexual preference, vegetarians or rabbits.

or maybe i was just bored and didn't have any cucumbers... :cat:

PMSL. True but rabbits arent that fond of cucumbers.

Besides cucumbers are fairly uniform in width and smooth, carrots on the other hand have a rougher texture and vary in shape.

are you flirting with me? *bats eyelashes*

is that a zuchinni in yur pants?....:flowers:

No I aint flirting with you.

No its not a zuchinni, its a fecking penis.

i've never been with a european guy. You guys are uncut right? I've always wanted to try "docking".

Dream on dorothy, aint going to happen as long as I have a hole in my arse.

:bawling:

Doesnt wash mate.

According to you I am a xenophobic anti american jerk.

You dont really see us trading body fluids in this lifetime.

I think we already have. I'm sure some of the BILE you've been spewing landed in one of my eyes.

Apologize.

Thats cool, you dont really need to , it is after all only a forum but seeing as you were big enough to apologise, I will graciously accept it.

cheeky bugger. that's why i like you.