I'd be happy to be a judge in this if you can put yourself forward as a judge? I can't really be bias towards anyone as I barely know most users still :tongue:

I'd love to be Finland again :D

Ahh, my inferior Scandanavian rivals are arriving.

:laugh:

It is soo on!! My song is going to kick your song's ass!!

I hope Ravenheart has a comeback...she can't get any lower.

I just spent five minutes in a haze trying to come up with a humorous Norweigian themed insult but the best I can manage is 'Fjordone for!'.

I suck.

You never know :joker:

Fjordone to you too :hugesmile:

I'm gonna forsake Bosnia & Herzegovina for Vatican City I think this time.

charlatan.

If I'm here can I call dibs on Liechtenstein? :hugesmile:

Make your grand return on the night!!!!!!! :amazed:

I may just do that, for one night only. :hugesmile:

but what if you come back and end up last, you'd always be remembered a loser :tongue:

We from Liechtenstein don't do coming last. ;)

haha i want to come first ;)

:shocked:

I bet you do. ;)

:laugh2:

Okay - the real Eurovision takes place on the 14th of May and it's been tradition to this a week before. Therefore the real show shall happen on the 7th.

I am now opening applications. However, before you go off claiming countries, there are a few changes to make note of.

Firstly, I'm opening this up to the whole of the world. This is mostly because I'm sure all opportunities for Eastern European jokes will have been lapped up by now and I just want to make it possible so that everyone can find an idea.

All you have to do to apply for now is reply to this thread with the name of the country you wish to take. There's roughly 200 so I doubt there'll be a fight for places.

However, if you are going to claim a country, I'd rather it was because you have a serious intention of actually writing a song for the contest. The song doesn't have to be a piece of audio mp3 or whatever; of course if you wish to do that, you may; but just the lyrics and a stage design or costumes or something shall suffice. Just get creative and either try to be funny or, dare I say it, make a good song. There aren't really any topics that are taboo in this - previous winners have included a slut from Milton Keynes and an incestuous family from Austria - other entrants have sung about racism, religion and goats in clogs.

So yeah. Reply, and send me your entry before May 6th. :)

Pffft good luck, that **** is cursed. -can't believe my Twilight Twitty themed song flopped-


Oh and just so everyone knows, I've written a song for Kosovo and am working on one for Germany, I may be willing to pass one on to somebody when I'm finished the Germany one, see which one I want to keep for myself.

oh and I also need 3 judges who'll be available on the night. ;)

Greg I think you might be the first TiBB producer :laugh:

ZedOne! :dazzler:

-wants Australia-

I have a brilliant idea for a song too :D

excellent, Australia is yours :)

(i'll be keeping a list in the OP)

I'm gonna go for Libya.

I'll stick with Finland :D