resting my balls on an electric fence

lol, absolutely not :nono: and LMFAO Karl

:laugh3: How random. Trying out a pole in the shower lol

There are too many puns for my brain to handle in that sentence right there.

Thats OK, we can wait until you're drunk...... :devil:

Niamh clearly means anal.

As for me... OH. tasting your own. Everyone's done that right? Ew.

There was nothing furtive about it! I just grabbed the bottle and swigged it!

Lock up your shampoos when you start playing Ring of Fire ;)

:joker:

Oh really? How did that go for ya? You should've recorded it, posted it online as one guy one electric fence.

When I was about 12/13 I tried putting as many biscuits in my mouth as possible and chewing them. The dust crumbs hit the back of my throat so I started choking and I coughed/sprayed out all the dry biscuit into my friends face and all over my mums brand new white angora rug (which is a bitch to get anything out of). She went mad for not respecting the new rug and for wasting food, lol.

Oh, I also once stuck my finger in a mouse trap to see how bad it hurt. It ****ing hurts, but luckily it was slightly broken or my finger would have been in a lot more pain, and pieces.

When I was 7 we had a blind man come into school to talk to us and show us all the gadgets he used. When I got home I pretended to be blind and walked around the house with my eyes shut, tripped over the vaccum cleaner and broke my finger....

Had a threesome when I was about 19 with my pal with a 50 odd year old woman.

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I was bored many years ago working in a finance office .. for some reason I was left alone in the main office and I started doing standing jumps up on to various chairs .. getting slightly higher and higher

All that was left to conquer was the main counter , solid oak - and about 3’ or a metre high … anyways I didn’t make it and landed on my shins .. then writhed in silent agony on the floor for a few minutes..



On another occasion over the countryside I tried taking a running jump across a steep , wall sided canal .


… didn’t quite make it and hit the other side and slid down slowly .. into the canal ..


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(Stupid) Things you've done to satisfy your curiosity
 

Oh also ….
My old mum went to the Southport Flower show and brought back two amazing knives ..

The worlds sharpest knife !!


She explained that the salesman demonstrated them by cutting tin cans in half !!


As soon as I got chance I nipped into the kitchen and started cutting through a full tin of Heinz Baked Beans !!

Anyways it was all going well until .. I noticed the engraving on the blade .. World’s Sharpest Knife .. at that moment I lost focus and cut through two fingers to the bone …


If that sounds crazy … it gets worse !

A few years later in our kitchen my wife was preparing some food with her best friend..

I saw ‘the ‘ knife and started telling the tale to her friend … .. so I was there pretending to cut through an imaginary tin of beans and I slashed my hand with the same damn knife !!

Not as deep a cut but there was sooo much blood !!!
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Christ Zizu that just made me wince.

Looked online at certain things.

:joker:
Sorry for laughing, bit that's funny.

Sharp knives ?

:)


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Beheading video..


****ed me up for months...I can joke about it now though.:shrug:

Weird seeing Kerry posts still [emoji3525]

Not me but a good mate (off his box at the time) at a fire party , fell off the edge of the grass onto a concrete ledge , eventually got himself up as a train went by :joker: sorry it still makes me laugh, someone on the train had a paintball gun and splatted him with red paint , he thought he'really been shot.

Theres some cracking threads out there.:blush:

When I was a little kid (like maybe 7?) I used to, regularly, for months, take the head off the shower and use the pipe to force water up my pee hole into my bladder and then pee it back out as a massive pee.

I found it hilarious.

Nothing bad ever happened.

I found out in later life that (in case you guys were thinking of trying it :oh: ) that this is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS to the point where a terrible infection is likely, but you can even do life-threatening damage. It can also cause erectile dysfunction :omgno:.

Kids eh!