you have no idea.

For some reason that font Smithy's using just put's squares inbetween every letter :/ it's stretched my page loads, stupid IE :bored:

I know. :bored:

-scared- :joker:

omg did it, it was meant to be strike through :bawling:

• Smart (lowest common denominator, but still)
• At least a decade older than me and mature looking.
• Either sporty or stocky body type.
• Regional accent, preferably North of England or Scottish (though not essential)
• Confident and personable, but not too emotional.
• Neither excessively chivalrous or unchivalrous
• Left-wing
• Same sense of humour as me (surreal)

Tough to please this one.

Ermmm, Dark hair, green/blue eyes. Pretty pale complection. Into the same music and stuff I'm into. Not a bitch

Yeah I loaded up Chrome and it worked on that, it's just internet explorer I think :/

FFS - yer all too serious - slim blonde with big tats and mindless would do us hetro males for about the next month :joker:

Who cares of the future - it ends on Saturday

In terms of looks/build then I guess someone who's my height or taller, any colour hair and is my age. Oh and muscles are always a huge plus for me but not absolutely essential.

In terms of personality well, I'd need him to be funny, laid back and accepting of my strangeness. That and they have to be smart and it'd be nice to have a similar music taste though not essential.

I like guys with hair. I like them to look like they don't care about their appearance. like they just woke up threw on a shirt and forgot to brush their hair or shower (but of course they showered :D)
I like them taller but my last boyfriend was the same height as me and it wasn't really a problem.

*Didn't know you were bi* :o

That made me laugh so much, idk why. :joker::joker::joker:

^^lol

Oh personality-funny, laid back, kind, and considerate to other people's feelings,

*Knows why, points at your avatar*

Gerard Butler (or Gav)

I think I was listening to Hair when I read it as well. But that isn't why I laughed.

Get the **** out of here ... really?

I'm loosely pansexual I would say, like. I'd blow the brains out of a small percentage of men - usually ones that look a lot like women anyway - but as far as long term relationships go it's women.

The men is a physical thing only.

It might've been a subconscious reaction! :eureka:

Yeah really lmao! Well I did think you were bi when you said Jesus was hot in the thread for the Judas video, but I thought that was some sort of religious joke and I dismissed it.

And ohh I get you. Just a sexual thing then hehe.

Well whenever I think about a woman sexually I'm just like omfg ew ahjskdhf

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llb366ZC6x1qekwfr.gif

:tongue:

:joker:

I think I have quite a range of people I fancy, but essential;

Good teeth, Id feel a bit sick if I kissed somebody with mank teeth.
Not too skinny, purple skin and bones sticking out is a massive turn-off, and not obese.

Personality-wise;
Similar humour, I think laughter is a key component to a good relationship - you dont wanna bore each other!
Loving and cutsy but real.
Fairly intelligent (being dumb is unattractive, however being a bit dopey is coot).

Oh, glasses are hawt too :evilgrin: But yeah, not essential that one.

that probably should have been the other way round:whistle:

*Wears glasses*

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:joker:

Someone creative & passionate and yet they don't take themselves too seriously. Fun to be with and not too possessive.

Must love walks, movies, rainy days, music & travel.