Sounds a right fetish! lol

Might shag a gear stick some time ;)

Well you can just sit inside it and have a little wank I suppose.

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The passenger seat!

ew.

But but but the article said he did it with strangers cars sometimes. It doesn't mention him breaking into the car so the pipe definitely must've gotten some love.

This is the 21rst century indeed. This is sooooo weird and I don't think any of us here are really that shocked. 21rst cent people are beyond repair, we've heard it all :joker:

I saw something on telly once about guys who had sex with their cars but I cant remember what it was. Not sure why I was watching something like that in the first place actually :/

I saw that too

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lol me too ^ they shag the exhaust pipe, don't know what he did to that helicopter though:shocked:

Ah here it is, the whole shows on youtube :laugh:

I'm sure there's other places to stick it in. *goes off to have a try*























okay, not the fag lighter :(

ahahahahaha, ouch:shocked:

0_o

This is worse than the ones who "live" with blow up dolls and treat them like real people. They need serious help. Must be very antisocial or lonely.

Some people genuinely develop emotional, romantic and sexual feelings towards inanimate objects and furniture. In an episode of my beloved Nip/Tuck (season 5, ep 21) there's someone who shags sofas

"Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses."

hahahahahahahaa how is that relevant?!