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Tom4784 04-06-2011 10:55 PM

Sing and reduce everyone to tears with my angelic voice obviously.
































But seriously I've got no talent.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 04-06-2011 10:55 PM

deepthroat

Jords 04-06-2011 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4289369)
deepthroat

Bit dangerous what if they buzz and you bit because of the shock :shocked:

michael21 04-06-2011 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~ (Post 4288972)
If, for some reason, you were told you HAD to perform something infront of an audience and judges, what would you do?

porn :evilgrin:

Kerry 04-06-2011 10:58 PM

I knew this thread would end up in filth :laugh:

Jords 04-06-2011 10:58 PM

Yall so dirty.

Vicky. 04-06-2011 10:58 PM

Sing.

How boring :laugh2:

I could also hulahoop I guess.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 04-06-2011 10:58 PM

the trick is to wrap you lips over your teeth so even if i did bite no damage would be done

michael21 04-06-2011 10:59 PM

:p:p

Stu 04-06-2011 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michael21 (Post 4289375)
porn :evilgrin:

Oh you randy old goat.

michael21 04-06-2011 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu (Post 4289386)
Oh you randy old goat.

eeemmm i am not old :wink:

Jords 04-06-2011 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 4289382)
Sing.

How boring :laugh2:

I could also hulahoop I guess.

Go to The X Factor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111


No but seriously, would you ever audition? :D

Kerry 04-06-2011 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott (Post 4289384)
the trick is to wrap you lips over your teeth so even if i did bite no damage would be done

I bet the Queen would love it


*make up your own jokes - it'll run and run*

Vicky. 04-06-2011 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 4289395)
Go to The X Factor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111


No but seriously, would you ever audition? :D

No. Probably not.

Was actually considering going for a laugh...and then decided that I couldnt be arsed with the travelling...so decided I would upload videos(on the application form you can skip a few rounds of auditions if they like your video) but then my webcam broke, so it didnt happen :laugh2:

/lazy

Jords 04-06-2011 11:03 PM

http://postcaption.com/i/the-royal-bj_hejyo_0.gif

Jords 04-06-2011 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 4289404)
No. Probably not.

Was actually considering going for a laugh...and then decided that I couldnt be arsed with the travelling...so decided I would upload videos(on the application form you can skip a few rounds of auditions if they like your video) but then my webcam broke, so it didnt happen :laugh2:

/lazy

:joker:

I think you should Vicky!

michael21 04-06-2011 11:04 PM

And i would show them my secret weapon:evilgrin:

Stu 04-06-2011 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michael21 (Post 4289393)
eeemmm i am not old :wink:

Get out of here.

You exhibit all the hallmarks of a person who has discovered their hormones for the first time.

Doogle 04-06-2011 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 4289407)

Your talent is giving/receiving blowjobs? http://oi56.tinypic.com/23ubh3b.jpg

Vicky. 04-06-2011 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 4289407)

LMAO :laugh3:

Jords 04-06-2011 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doogle (Post 4289415)
Your talent is giving/receiving blowjobs? http://oi56.tinypic.com/23ubh3b.jpg

Im the lil gurl :bawling:

Kerry 04-06-2011 11:07 PM

Kate obviously loves Willy-yum

Jords 04-06-2011 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~ (Post 4289427)
Kate obviously loves Willy-yum

:laugh2:

Kerry that actually made me LOL.

michael21 04-06-2011 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~ (Post 4289427)
Kate obviously loves Willy-yum

I think that might be pippa :shocked:

Visage 05-06-2011 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Visage (Post 4289018)
I would crawl on the fall and purr like a cat with a man in drag looking like Rula Lenska to stroke my head.

If I got through to the next stage I would do the Time Warp.


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