Is having a dick really all that great? You can easily get hurt from one simple kick and if you have a boner and someone pushes u into a wall it can break. :?

it is actually really amazing :lovedup:

i wanna know what having a minge is like though coz i had some guy try to do me up the arse the other week and it hurt like ****, and im wondering if its the same for girls coz if it is i dunno how the human race has survived so long tbh

stand in the mirror naked seeing how high i can make my boobs bounce

-has got to try that now-


jkrowling

I love having a minge except when it's period time. The asshole is tighter than a minge so it would naturally hurt a bit more than being ****ed in the poonani the first 2-3 times.

lmao I thought you said youd not be taken up the bum?

That would be fun :amazed:

i think it was like 2 weeks ago today -remembers coz is still a tad traumatized-

i was like gurl no this aint gonna happen and he was like yoy go on top and sit on it and i was like and this will help how?


and thats how i discovered im a top

http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=i...Z7mdxuhrCR70pg

If I was a girl, yes.

I wouldn't want him to touch my minge or anything, nor would I give him a blow job - just a quick ride.

I always said if I was to be reincarnated as a girl I would definitely be a lesbian, but if I turned out to be ugly or have small tits I would kill myself and hope to be reincarnated as a better looking girl.

Lipstick Lesbians >>>>>>>>>>> Lisa from BB10

"I wouldn't want him to touch my minge or anything"

do you know how sex works?

I asked this girl at school that about 2 weeks ago and she said it does hurt like ****** but the more you do it the wider your hole gets and it's all good fun from there, but it makes it a little awkward if you get a new boyfriend who tries to do Anal on you and realizes your hole is wider than his Cock - then it hits him that your Ex was bigger than he was.


True story, her words not mine.

Yes Smithy, but I don't like Men.

Well I do, we're legends - but I wouldn't want his disgusting tongue over my pretty pussy.
I would just hop on - hop off and then go to a Gay Bar and find a Lesbian.

:laugh2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH hands down best post in this thread HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Patrick I love you haaaahhahahahaa :hugesmile:

i sigged it 10 minutes ago hands off bitch :nono:

You're just wearing a cheap knock off of my original designer version. Screw you, Scat. -gives you a bitchy look-

so you wouldnt go down on a girl patrick?

Sit there all day feeling my boobs obviously

(as if I don't do that anyway)

I would for sure anytime - anywhere.

I'm just saying if I was a girl, I wouldn't let a bloke go down on me; get me?
It'd be like a 'Reserved for Chicks Only' Vagina.

i see, you would be a full on lezza

Patrick would you go down on Caitlin?

Locke, would you hold it against me?

bit personal :shocked:

ok who would **** who lets just get it all out in the open

zee
benjamin
novo

-will think of more later-

:joker: Patrick's really landed himself in it here

Scott would you take Joe's virginity?

It depends what it is am supposed to be holding :nono: