Bliddy families eh...... true saying about picking your friends.

best insult ever was JD (RW Brooklyns) mother telling him he was $50 away from an abortion.

That is a very good insult. In fact it's going to replace my default 'how was it surviving your own abortion?' YouTube comment one.

:laugh2:

Ach thanks.. like I say, there's plenty out there that have suffered worse than just words .....

TBF, I've been to several funerals / wakes where booze flowed freely, everyone got smashed because they were indeed celebrating the life of the person who had died - which I do feel is right and those type of funerals/wakes - it's one of the things that can really help those closest - because many want to remember the good, the joy, the happy times, the laughs.... it can be very helpful.

Unfortunately: the circumstances weren't quite the same in this case.

Oh dear god..... I shouldn't but ..... well...

:hugesmile:

JDs parent sounded hilarious,
according to JD his parents came to America from Cuba on a banana boat
and whilst in Brooklyn he got a phone call from the police after his dad stole his social security number.

'everyone hates you'

I once got called a greebo by a spotty chav beacuse I had long-ish hair. :bored:

" Don't be so bloody stupid "

Four-eyes

Is this worst as in most offensive or worst as in most ridiculous?

Worst is somebody saying that my father is probably happy that he's dead as he doesn't have to put up with me. :sad:


The most ridiculous ones include:

* Pleb
* F**cktard
* Bogan (australian version of a chav)

I love Bogan.

No one in england understands it :joker:

I may start using it. :hugesmile:

I never argue with anyone but someone recently told me I was very good at being horrible :o

Oh just realized you meant 'Most Offensive' - that should of been made more clearer.

Anyways;

Most offensive:

'No one in the school likes you, you're a ******ing big headed fa*got - just ****** off'

And then after that I was bombed with more insults, driving me into my all time low - Summer '09 :love: - but yes that's it.

Or the 'No wonder you're single.' one.

After giving my slightly unusual surname to a supervisor who was of Arabic heritage I was asked, "What sort of a name is that?"

Quite stinging that comment, so I replied "********ng Scottish".

Had hacked off my dad one time and he blurted out "The best part of you ran down your mums leg".

I later stated that I meant "Worst Insult" as in most crap insult no as in "Most Offensive" :)