While he humps your leg

OH MY GOD. :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

:D

My Tortoise is a excellent football player, it can kick a ball but when the ball is up against a wall/fence it starts humping it :/

what's his name?

John Terry?


OOOOO HE WENT THERE x

Close his name is Terry. He is older than me :shocked:.

I talk to myself constantly... and answer myself!

Example:

on reaching the top of the stairs yesterday...

Me - "what the bloody hell am I up here for again?"

Me - "i have no idea!"

Me - well I'm going to have to back downstairs and it'll come back to me"

Me - "dumb bitch"

:crazy:

Not out loud usually but I have an almost constant internal dialogue going on with myself.

In my head yeah, especially if I've got to confront someone about something, I plan what I will say in my head and I think it will go really well, but when it actually happens I get so nervous the words come out all wrong and I make a complete b***s up of it. I'm very articulate in my own head, if only...................:hugesmile:

I'm a deep thinker but I never voice my thoughts to myself.

haha, me too ;)

I often 'talk to the tv' when reality stuff like x factor and apprentice is on, I have been known to shout at Louis Walsh, cos he is a total idiot, to put it as politely as I can.

:joker:


I don't talk to myself.

i talk to myself sometimes, but i don't have a conversation with myself :joker:

All the time..

I talk to myself with rage sometimes and shout at my computer, and other objects.

When I go into tantrums I shout things like 'You think this is ******ing funny seeing me like this?' to my Computer or something.

I smashed a tall lamp before because I thought it was smiling at my frustration so I started hurling abuse at it and then smashed it.


I talk to objects more than myself, but if I do something epic in School, Outside or at Home I sometimes congratulate myself.

Like the other day at the Skate Park I managed to do a kickturn I think and was like 'Oh I'm so amazing, well done Patrick - good lad.' and I was lost in a mountain the other day with my friends, then I lost my Blackberry in a forest up there and had to look for it and when I found it I was like 'Someone's getting extra Porn time tonight! :love:'

... slightly worried.

All the time. Just this morning I was having a conversation with Me. I asked Me if I should get out of bed or sleep in for a bit. Me said I should get up, so I did what Me said and got up. I'm glad Me advised I should get up, because I've gotten some stuff done that really needed doing. I get some good advice from Me.

all the time
i just get lonely

dont see the big deal i see images in objects all the time
but i never get angry at them:joker:

I constantly talk to myself and try reassure myself of things but I don't generally have conversations with myself.