Did I die or something? I dont see my name here?

Fine

-kills conor-

Enjoy making your soap now bitch

hahahaha, you can call me Mrs. Turtle from now on then

I wanted to be in The Loft/Chez Chez to be like Brendan Brady:bawling:.

Which female is going to be Clare Devine?:devil:

:laugh3:

i havent thought about any villains yet :joker:

but Locke & Novo are kinda like Brendan & Warren while Mollie is like Mitzeee :joker:

if you want to be in it ill think of a character for you :joker:

hahaha nice :joker:

i no you weren't in the 1st episode, but i cant fit everyone in 1, you will be in it

no its cool im just happy im in it haha :)

:hmph:

omg Lee ill put you in it, i need more girls

Haha... thanks Conor :D

any place you would like to work?

the brothel

LOL, nah Lee is going to be Vickys unemployed sister

:joker: Nice one

(opens up in the morning in The Dog)

Vicky: Niamh are you sure your alright?
Niamh: YES! i'm fine he didn't even hit me that hard
Ben: If i see that drunken mess in the village, hes a dead man.
Niamh: Promise you won't do something you will regret?
Niall: If Dad doesn't do something i will!
Doogle: And what are you gonna do exactly?
Niamh: And i certainally dont want you 2 getting involved, now off to school.
Ben: One things for sure he's barred from here.

(Smithy enters Price Slice)


Lewis: Good Morning Smithy :)
Smithy: Hey Lew, just the paper thanks, did you hear what went down in the dog last night?
Lewis: No? spill
Smithy: Shaun (aka the drunken mess) lashed out at Ben and hit Niamh by mistake
Lewis: omg! that chap needs help, 1st you now Niamh..
Smithy: Yeah i no and to think i used to be good mates with him -sighs-
(enter Mollie)
Mollie: Hello boys ;)
Both:.. Mollie.
Mollie: Any goss for me?
Smithy: Nope not a single thing
Mollie: Hmm.. boring village, no goss, well unless i create it ahaw :)
Smithy: Yep, anyway Lew im out and ill talk 2 u later!

(round at Caitlins flat)

Claudia: She isn't even that pretty. Behind the shovels of makeup.
Caitlin: Clauds, can we stop the bitchfest about Mollie for at least 10 mins?
Claudia: Fine -_-
Boothy: Shouldn't you 2 be at work?
Caitlin: Its slow this morning, so Scott is holding fort
Boothy: Wait what Scott! The place will be on fire in no time
Claudia: Scott is a very responsible human being.
(everyone bursts out laughing)
Caitlin: Anyway babes me and Clauds goin pop round to Relish to get something to eat, and then were going on to work so ill see you later?
Boothy: Alright luv have fun.

(halls of residence)

Joe: Karl will you hurry the hell up in the bathroom! I'm going to be late for class, don't bother trying to make yourself look nice, ive seen you enough times to know your hopeless.
Karl: Oi oi, calm down
Joe: Sorry i just didn't get much sleep last night!
Karl: Wheeey Joe & Reggie getting it on ;)
Joe: Shut up:
(enter Zippy)
Zippy: Where is Reggie btw?
Karl: The little pettle was having back pains so he went to get a massage in Cinergy
Zippy: Nawwh bless :)

(at Cinergy)

Scott: Hello, my name is Scott, welcome to Cinergy, how may thou help you.
Reggie:... Scott why are you reading from a script?
Scott: Ugh im sorry, dumb & dumber left me to hold fort so im trying to be professional, what can i do for you?
Reggie: Caitlin & Claudia arnt here? I was hoping for a massage..
Scott: MASSAGE :O omg ! step this way Mr. Regerson..
Reggier.. erm.. okay?
(Reggie walks into the massage room while Scott does a little happy dance behind him)

(later that night at The Loft)

Karl: Its good to get away from that place for a bit init
Joe: I no, im ready to stab Zippy one of these days, theres only so many times i can hear Madonnas Immaculate Collection
Jords: Alright lads, what can i get you?
Karl: Ugh Jordy, we were hoping the lovely Mollie was working ;)
Jords: Shut it, i do all the work around here, shes just the airhead banging the owner
Karl: Novo is bad news, its good to keep on the good side of him, Locke isn't as bad but still.
(Novo enters)
Novo: Joe can i talk to you for a sec?
Joe: Sure
(Novo & Joe enter his office)
Novo: OKay heres your share of the money, thats for getting me the drugs
Joe: Novo i dont think i can do this for much longer..
(Novo presses Joe against the wall)
Novo: You will get me drugs whenever i ask you 2!!
(Novo & Joe leave office into the main club)
Novo: Good to know your mother was feeling better Joey!
Joe: Yeah..
Karl: Wait what? you mom was sick?
Joe: Yeah just a, just a cold, yeah can we can head home now?
Karl: .. Yeah sure man of course?
Karl & Joe leave the club and Joe looks back to see Novo staring at him from a distance)

(at Cinergy)
Claudia: Well Reggie, how was your massage?
Scott: Did you like it? you have a very nice body..
Reggie: ha.. ehm yeah the massage was lovely Scott
Scott: Wonderfull :D
(exit Scott)
Caitlin: Well?
Reggie: I feel violated
(Caitlin & Claudia laugh)
Claudia: Awh Reggie (hugs)

(In the dog)

Kerry: Just a brandy Vicky thanks
Vicky: Right away love
Kerry: So any sign of Shaun?
Vicky: Nah hes just vanished, hopefully he has left town for a while to sober it up.
Kerry: He used to be such a nice lad, and i no what he did was wrong but i hope he is ok, and sure Vicky didn't you use to date Shaun?
Vicky: Yeah like a million years ago !
Kerry: Well hopefully he turns up soon..
Vicky: Im sure Ben will be pleased


ROLL CREDITS

Please may I be in it?
:)

yeah i will put you in it :) but you wont be in the next episode or 2

Shaun you're such a ****ing mess :idc:

it's good conor :D

These are brilliant :laugh2:

Claudia :suspect:

LOL.

This is really good. Thanks for including me btw :amazed:

:suspect:

:laugh:


Well written Conor :love:

hehe thanks :)

Nice one mate! :thumbs: