Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 4555035)

Ladies the quickest way to your man's heart is indeed through his stomach.




















A six inch veg knife should suffice!

Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 4555019)

He did one in Belize where he is supposed to have followed the Belize river to the sea. All the highland shots in the mountains were in the area of the Super Palm Resort in Belmopan.

His tent never left the hotel grounds, and the reason why his eyes looked like p***holes in the snow was because of the amount of charcoal rum and pineapple he downed the previous night.

When he arrived at the sea, there was no sign of Belize City Harbour, canoeing through that cesspit would have been a survival adventure worth noting.

Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 4555130)

You have ruined my belief that it was all real and that he puts his life on the line. :bawling::bawling::bawling: I am never going to recover. I hope you are proud of yourself. :hmph:

Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 4555125)

http://www.lolpark.com/wp-content/up...-Knife-Set.jpg

Why stop at one........

Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 4555279)

Yes, very.

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4555283)

lol I bought that knife rack for my friend as a house warming present :joker:

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4555283)

lol I bought that knife rack for my friend as a house warming present :joker:

Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 4554482)

If you ever have to hunt seal to survive, when you get about 50 metres from them drop to the floor and crawl up close to them imitating their movemnets, when you get right up to them club them over the head, dont butcher females immediately, you can still milk them for several hours afterwards.

This tip will not only serve in the arctic but also if you ever get locked in a SeaWorld by mistake.

Originally Posted by CharlieO (Post 4557721)

If you hear a fart; try to block your nose.

Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 4557729)

Light a candle, that tip also works after a dump as well, you know the ones where the cloud starts rolling down the stairs. Light a candle in the toilet (not the bowl though ya plum), before you open the door to exit. Thats why they have candles in posh peoples bogs.

Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 4557897)

you know methane is combustible.

Are you trying to kill Charlie?

:o

Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 4557907)

Yes thats why a candle is used.

Never had a smoke while sitting on the pan dropping a log?

Its safe enough unless you got serious wind problems, then it could possibly be a tad dangerous.

Trust me am a gynecologist!