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Originally Posted by rk3388 (Post 4575216)

" Feels like heelys on my spine"
" Hahaha Jack my swag"
" Trig bought a new blackberry!trig bougt a new blackberry! trig bought a new blackberry1"

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ERGJIVBDTJOIFPGIBETNDGMNETR :love:

idk how you can say ANYTHING by adele, seeing as she's a talented song writer :conf2:

y'all are just naming artists you dislike :idc:

So bad, it's funny.

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Why would Leona be mentioned.. All her lyrics are ace. The only questionable one is Collide, and it was written by Autumn Rowe who isn't the best writer. But it's still not terrible.

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Originally Posted by Rob (Post 4575218)

Anything by Adele ***waits for torrent of moaning***

Any in particular? Reasons? Her lyrics are just fine by conventional pop standards.

I feel bad for mentioning Lizzy in this thread, but they've earned it:

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town"

I'm guessing it's in the jail.

Apart from the obvious generic urban pop garbage ["I'm in a club. I'm dancing. It's great being in a club!"] Oasis strike me as haven written some complete garbage ["Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball"?] and Eminem is pretty dodgy too.

The king of bad lyrics however is Germany's foremost poet :

http://image.hotdog.hu/_data/members...hp-baxxter.jpg

Just take your pick.

And of course GaGa has to get a mention. And she tries really hard. rofl all over her big Star Trek face.

I really liked Collide's lyrics. :suspect:

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Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna

[Soulja Boy:]
It's Soulja Boy Tellem,
I ****** with Shawty Low,
I ****** with Rock Co.,
Gucci head to toe,
Chain on chill (chill),
Watch on freeze (freeze),
A pound a perk got me looking like Chinese,
Gucci Shades, but they still can't hide me,
I Hit the club, seventeen with no ID,
***! I changed up the format,
Welcome to my crib,
Leave your shoes at the doormat,
Uhh, and ain't this B-Tight,
My chain say hello,
My watch say goodnight,
And I still look right,
This is the good life,
Gucci Bandanna just to make me look tight

[Chorus:]
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,

[Gucci Mane:]
Gucci Badanna,
Call me Gucci Montana,
Gucci girl with me,
Gucci bag,
Gucci sandles,
She too hot to handle,
Hot sex, burning candles,
Gucci Mane laflare,
Gucci shopping this extravagent,
Gucci Mane drive a drop top red phantom,
And my bed got them super size Gucci spreads,
Pull up to the hood,
Stop and let them jock Gucci,
Broads jock, cause Gucci, just Gucci,
Yeah my boxer briefs,
Equipped with double G's,
Gucci key chain,
Holding for my Gucci keys,
Gucci down all the time in the summer time,
I'm Gucci Mane,
You would think that was my clothing line,
GUCCI

[Chorus:]
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna, Ey

[Shawty Lo:]
Shawty Lo,
I really want a Lanna,
Scarf on my neck,
Gucci Bandanna,
*****s talking slick,
They filled with anmnem,
But I don't care,
So Got *** ya,
This biggest watch,
Costs more than yours,
I built a house,
You can't afford,
It's Stupid Big,
It got an ocean view, it's way up there,
I look down on you,
We flexed down here,
That's what we do,
Get in our way,
I flex on you,
You acting monkey,
We keep bannanas,
Dem goons with me,
Rocking bandanna,

[Chorus:]
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna,
Ey, Gucci Bandanna, Gucci, Gucci Bandanna

"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"....

Um, no can't say I do.

I think Adele's songs (apart from one or two) can be just depressing and I don't like listening but the writing always seems top notch IMO.

Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It

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Originally Posted by Stu (Post 4575510)

Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It

oh how i detested that song.

Blow my mind DJ blow my mind come on. x2

I put my head against the speakers, singing blow my mind, dj blow my mind. x2

All fired up, I feel alive x6

We make the party super naughty, dancing on the bar, dancing on the bar. x2

Were all animal, were all all animal. x2

Get your claws out, get your get your claws out.

All fired up i feel alive. x6

Were so close to the edge of desire feel so hot hot got that fire. x2

Blow my mind dj blow my mind come on. x2

All fired up i feel alive. x6

Keep me keep me keep me on your radar x8