I threw up on the bar after a Jagerbomb followed by a line of shots :idc: It was the sambuca one that did it, I really can't stomach that stuff and I'm not a lightweight by any stretch

Didn't get kicked out, but haven't been back since!

I regularly rode a motorbike illegally fast after drinking... I was young and stupid and it was before I lost a friend in a motorcycle accident. If I drive now I don't drink at all.

The most funny night I have had while drunk round town was, before I went I drank a huge bottle of strongbow through a straw. Then my mate gave us a lift into town. The car was full. We had music on really loud and were stood up with our heads out of the sunroof singing really loudly bearing in mind this was a freezing cold night it was dark and there was traffic around. And yeah I was drunk even before I got into town. Once I got there I drank a pitcher then ended up chatting up two fat birds who I dont have any recollection of but my mate told me. To this day im ashamed of that haha. Anyway the night went on. Drank loads more. Talked to lots of strangers. Did lots of dancing. Got my bum pinched by an old man. Haha. Then went in a big club got lost and ended up going into the staff room there and got thrown out. Woke up in the morning me and my mate strolled around the streets very hungover looking for doughnuts with our hoodies on. I got back looked in the mirror for the first time that day. There was glowpaint all over my face and rude words lol. No wonder I got strange looks. Will never get like that again though. Im a good boy now. . .

i did this chinese girl

that was crazy, her thing was horizontal and not vertical

walked to the pub my bf was working in, fell asleep under a table that had people sitting at it and then projectile vommed over the bar

written my name in white paint 5 minutes walk from my work (did it with my hand)

fell asleep at a bus stop at 1 in the afternoon

theres loads more i'll try and think

I woke up in someone's back garden before.

I still, to this day, don't know how I got there or why I thought it would be a good idea. Had about 30 texts/missed calls from mates wondering where I was.