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Fart in her face possibly.
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Buy you girl LOO for christmas undertones of fart followed by the crisp ripeness of a good number 2 - specially frozed for maximum effect..... She will fall at your feet and think ....THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING HE HAS EVER DONE FOR ME.................. |
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PYRAMID AND FRUIT CAKE - stob trying to be the new FAYE AND AARON ! LOL.....play nicely now.....and dont walk ! lol
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He's the modern version of Neanderthal man.
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If Jay is evicted before Louise he will drag her by her hair up the stairs, out the door and shag her in front of the crowd...she will then turn to the cameras and say now THAT WAS THE MOST ROMANTIC THINGS ANYONE HAS EVER DONE FOR ME..then the Chavz will cheer and cheer, and cheer some more before they hop on the bus back to Nooo castle...
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Romantic....let me see...His and Her poos?
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If those two pro-create (gawd forbid) I feel nothing but sympathy for the poor lil bleeders. Obviously J-Lou wont believe in potty training; therefore those kids will grow up supporting bacteria - that is the only culture that family will have! :joker:
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I'm Aaron in this scenario...... winning each round with the majority of the votes tosave. :D |
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Deary me! Your earlier post on THIS THREAD didn't have a question mark Fruit_cake, therefore it cannot be regarded as a question. The comment you made on this thread, was your own view - as denoted by your own words, "I think.... ", concluded with a full stop. Quote:
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Jay and Lou ****ting in a tree
Most romantic thing eva done for me! Love your pits and your farts are cool oh darlin Jay please wee in the pool. Make me a poem with your beautiful words Ohhh Jay is that one of your turds? Put it on my pillow so that when i sleep I can dream of them piled in a heap! I love the way you squeeze my bum And the way your boxers start to hum Ive never met a more romantic man I just love watching you on the pan! Im in love big brova with this total hunk Oh my Jay...just love your sp........k! Kiss me quick before i die You are my delicious geordie guy ! I mean it big brova i really do.....hes soooo romantic ! lol |
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We need to castrate Jay, god forbid him and Louise produce offspring :yuk:
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This is the human race we're talking about ..... !! |
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Deleted some posts in here. Give it a rest please guys :bored:
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now im totally lost !
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