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Don't worry Suzy's other half John Deep is bringing me and her in his private jet.

First up, here's the exclusive interview with runner-up Holly Bush, played by Niamh:


An Interview with Holly Bush

1 Did you enjoy your Bachelor experience, and what was your highpoint and low point during the series?

Yes, I loved it, the tasks were very interesting

2 You did so well in the competition and were very entertaining, popular with the audience as well. How did it feel to come so close and yet so far, by finishing runner-up?

Obviously I should have won but The Bachelor obviously likes slappers so maybe it was just as well he didn't pick me :idc:

3 Which of the tasks were your most and least favourite?

The Valentines day card/critique of the girls was my favourite and the one I thought I did best in

4 Did you like any of the other girls, there seemed to be a lot of bitching going on, would you keep in touch with any of them?

I liked Fleur but the rest were bitches, me and Fleur may go on the pull together

5 What would you say to the Bachelor now?

Don't come crying to me when that tramp cheats on you :idc:

6 What's next for Holly Bush then?

Stephen Spielberg's sent me a script actually so you could be seeing me on the big screen soon

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Questions for Niamh.

1 How hard was it to keep it quiet that you were a contestant, and do you think anyone guessed your identity? Also, do you think any of the others gave themselves away :devil: ?

It was pretty easy to keep quiet about it actually as I haven't online as much as usual :laugh:

I think Ammi and Suzy might have had an idea it was me, Josy actually guessed I was Holly in that predictions thread, but she said she was just guessing, she didn't actually know :laugh:

I had no idea who any of the others were although I should have guessed Glenn was Amber!

2 What is the main similarity between Holly and yourself, or is she nothing like the real you?

There are some similarities, I did answer a few of the questions honestly in the interviews with friends and family

Thanks Holly, you've been amazing.

Looks like Lia is the only one who isn't so bitchy :lovedup: :suspect:


*flings and ice from his drink at Suze* :)

Suzy wasn't a bitch :idc:

And behave or John Deep will sort you out.

I never was one to be bitchy, it's just not in my nature :love:


Wonder if that's why I lost :suspect:

It's because you didn't have a term for vagina as your last name... I'd imagine :suspect:

Oh yes, that must've been the case.

But who doesn't like tortellini pasta? :(

Woo hoo!

Holly :lovedup: What a gal.

I also hear on the grapevine that Tamzin and Fleur have hooked up with a couple of footballers, Bradley le Package and Ivor Biggun.

I like Pizza more.

Ivor Biggun ate my hamster

Suzy: Slags :bored:

Suzy don't say such things.

Perhaps Lia Margherita would've been a more preferable name then?

Yes, then maybe I'd have got her instead of Ant :wink:

Even if my heart belongs to Lia, Tamzin isn't bad you know.



she deserves credit for carrying herself in such a great manner :idc:

:laugh:

Suzy is pure filth though.



i know from experience ;) :)

To wrap us up tonight, here is an exclusive interview from The Bachelor winner Amber Gashflap!


1 What made you want "to do" (pardon the expression :shocked:) the Bachelor?

I thought I would try it. I didn't have anything to lose so I thought why not?

2 What were your first impressions of the Bachelor, and the other girls?

I thought the Bachelor was a true gentleman. He was perfect.

My first impressions on the other girls wasn't a good one initially. I thought a couple of girls were downright tramps. I bonded with Diana before a certain hoe sabotaged her chances of progressing in the competition. She was emotionally bullied by some girls who thought they were better than the rest.

3 Who did you feel was the biggest threat? Why?

I thought Holly was my only threat until I found out some dirt on her. The girl is a slag and I'm glad the Bachelor see sense before he made a big mistake. Oh by the way Holly, Carlos wanted me to give you your knickers back. You left them on his bedroom floor.

-passes Holly's soiled knickers over-

Disgusting slag :bored:

4 Which was your favourite task and why?

My favorite task was the dinner date. It was a good night. Lovely meal whilst listening to lovely music. The Bachelor was a true gentleman and made me feel like I was the only girl in the world.

5 It's been a couple of days since your victory :) How are you and the Bachelor getting along?

We are getting along fantastically. We went on my perfect date to that tiny little village and planted the seeds of an oak tree. It was so romantic and perfect.
I'm not one to kiss and tell but we've found it difficult to leave the bedroom over the last couple of days.

6 How shocked were you to actually win?

I never thought I would win at all. I feel privileged to have been part of the competition and I just want to thank everyone that voted for me and of course the Bachelor for seeing past the bad times I've had over the last few years.


7 What's in the pipeline for Amber Gashflap next?

I have a lot of charity work coming up in the next few weeks, which I'm really excited about. I can't wait to give a helping hand in making other peoples lives a little bit better.
I've had calls from I'm A Celebrity and Big Brother but I've turned all offers down. I'm not going to exploit myself to the public. The only person I need to impress is the Bachelor.

8 Any final words for your adoring public?

Just want to thank you all again for voting for me. There's nothing more I can say other than thank you.



Thank you all for joining us tonight, enjoy the Celebrity Big Brother final!

Thanks Mollie and Anton, great job, most of the girls were spotted outside the BB house wearing t shirts that said Bachelor who? and waving their knickers, screaming for Frankie coconut! Dearie me.

At least Suzy and Imogen put in appearances, think they were both fancying their chance with Anton while Lia was presenting.

Bachelor B sent his regrets, he was going to be here, but Amber won't let him out the bedroom.



:D

Am I too late?

No, you don't :wink:

Lol Amber, take your knickers off your head, its not a good look for you. Have you been up to no good?





...silly question :devil:

To tell the truth, I only came out for condoms (extra large) and thought I would drop in.

You and Bachelor B split up already then?

We haven't been split for two days if you get what I mean :idc:

Been fully intertwined.