Original, great stuff.

Lisa - the New Hamlet advertisement. Smoking to chill out, only happy with a cigarette in her mouth and only time she stops swearing.

Sometimes i have to think on which HM has got tourettes when Lisa talks

Here are mine.

Aisleyne - Toothpaste for the face.
Grace - Water balloons.
Lea - Plastic Surgery.
Richard - Gay Pride
Glyn - Welsh Lamb
Shabaz - How to clean your house in 10 easy steps (book)
Lisa - Marlboro cigarettes.
Imogen - How not to blab about your nomos on Big Brother (book)
Sam - ******s do girls (porn vid)
Susie - Dog Kennals

Thats mine so far.

Imogen: A 'babe' dictionary.

It will be 'babe' this, 'babe' that, 'babe' 'babe' ba$tard 'babe' :bored:

Nikki - the speaking clock she speaks so clearly and enunciates everything.

LOL

Yeah, Imogen's dictionary .... The worlds shortest book :)