I'd rather wait for karma to take effect.

My mate (let's call him A) once though got pissed off at a house party by my other mate (B) over a girl, so A found dog **** that was produced by B's Bullmastiff and went ahead and cooked it on the BBQ they were all using and served it to B as a hot dog.

After one chew, B was ill, VIOLENTLY ill lmao.

It still makes me feel sick now. Needless to say, the BBQ was cancelled!!

That's really sick, I think that's going too far tbh.

this omg

pretty sure i used to do diagrams and **** when i was in school /mess

I agree, glad I wasn't there to witness it first hand though. Just the thought makes me gaga.

That's really horrible, anything to do with adding disgusting stuff to someones food or drink is just vile. I don't have the stomach for revenge really. The last time I purposely did something for revenge was when I was 16 or something :laugh:

Finding their YouTube account and thumbing down all their videos :suspect:

:joker::joker::joker:

I always find the toothbrush as a good weapon to get someone back.

Can I help you officer?
http://www.thedailybeast.com/content...cident.img.jpg

Rise above revenge :hmph:

I had a hair appointment booked in Toni & Guy a couple of years ago, but there was no one at the reception desk when I got there so I was waiting ages and ages, and the girl who was my usual stylist (at that time) had seen me and smiled, so it wasn't a problem.

By the time the receptionist got back to the desk, it was 15 minutes after my appointment was booked for, so she came back and said that I was too late now. I explained I'd been waiting and asked her to go and ask Kerry (my stylist), but she came back and said that I'd missed the appointment. I was really pissed off.

So, what I did, was book a whole wedding party in on a Saturday 6 months down the line, booking every appointment available with Kerry for the whole day.

Of course, nobody turned up, and she lost out financially for lying about the time I arrived.

haha great moment

i like, might have to try something like that out for myself sometime.

Quite a while ago... I found out an ex was cheating and sewed prawns into the hem of his bedroom curtains before I dumped him.

My best friend slept with my bf.....I guess my revenge was that I gave them my blessing and they went on to have an unhappy, deceiptful relationship and eventually broke up.....I didn't feel any satisfaction as there were children involved. I think revenge just means you haven't moved on......the best revenge is to move on and not give a sh*t......I believe in justice but not in revenge.

Preach Ammi

....not really...I just missed out the fact that I'd already decided he was a nobhead and I'd started to fancy someone else

anything short of murder/suicide is underwhelming.

oooh check you :evilgrin:

I did do something really horrible once.
When I was in yr.7 this fat girl got rude to me so i called her a pie and then she got her sister to threaten me, so in class before she sat down I pulled the chair and she tumbled to the ground.
I got excluded for that :p