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Ithinkiloveyoutoo 21-02-2012 04:40 PM

gwan joe!

Harry! 21-02-2012 06:22 PM

That's two TiBB Joe's in LUV

-calls InOne-

waterhog 22-02-2012 07:37 AM

thank you all so much from the bottom,
you all put to shame dot cotton.
some are happy some are well jel,
some dont understand, my own moth i would sell.
yes its controversial and there is internet forum loyalty,
but let me lap up this fame, let me pretend i am a HIT, and have royalty.
then i can crash and go back to my political hobby,
and on the forums you can all ask for me to leave with a lobby.
i am a flirt and my message must always be heeded,
and untill i am 6 feet under, poetry will leave me receded.


( in normal words - i thank you and i thank the hosts for remembering about other forums and i thank everyone for there loverly words towards me - god i am happy and when people all contribute and put in there 10 cents - its tells me the reasosn why i write poems lol )

arista 22-02-2012 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 4970020)
Joe we want exclusivity :hmph:




He is to Manic.





Life In The City

michael21 22-02-2012 11:08 AM

here is some more date for you madJOE

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Gi1vG1Q4ux...1600/Dates.jpg

Kizzy 22-02-2012 11:36 AM

Just to clarify...i was not the date haha

michael21 22-02-2012 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kizzy (Post 4971763)
Just to clarify...i was not the date haha

:suspect:

Jessica. 22-02-2012 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madJOE (Post 4969466)
i have a date

It's* been a long time,
but I* am told it's* like riding a bicycle,
I* know* I* am going to sweat buckets,
but like the Fonz, I* am going to be as cool as an* icicle.
she is good,
well I* tell a lie, it's* all professional,
don't have sympathy for me,
I* am in no way impressionable.
up and down I* will go,
my heart is going to race,
I* am going to try so hard,
I* am going to name her "amazing grace".
she will touch me,
in places that alarm,
I* am going to get the most out of my hour,
hyper will leave no sort* of calm.
like a true gent,
I* will thank when I* am leaving,
this is one magical date,
and trust me, I am so grateful for what I* am receiving.

Fixed, I think. :hugesmile:

By the way, if that means what I think it does, it's kinda disgusting.

waterhog 22-02-2012 11:55 AM

jesica - you have a dirty mind miss - kizzy - i am sad you said that and in that tone lol

micheal - i have all of them apart from the one in the middle - i think she refused me and stood me up lol

as for you arista - i hope you are not having a pop <

Kizzy 22-02-2012 11:59 AM

Aw soz joe, didn't mean to offend you, hope you had a great date :)

Ammi 22-02-2012 02:50 PM

How did the date go Joe?

waterhog 22-02-2012 04:41 PM

thank you kizzy and ammi very loverly words. but my lips are sealed i hve to get off this subject now excuse me someone at my door

Angus 22-02-2012 05:12 PM

Hey Joe, I hope your date went well,
and that for your charm she really fell,
but if it bombed, take heart and know,
there's someone, somewhere will make you glow.

Ammi 22-02-2012 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angus (Post 4972588)
Hey Joe, I hope your date went well,
and that for your charm she really fell,
but if it bombed, take heart and know,
there's someone, somewhere will make you glow.

Ha..you've still got it Angus:wink:

Kizzy 22-02-2012 05:18 PM

im glad you had fun, and your heartstrings were plucked
but what we all want to know is did you get......
on really well, will you be seeing her again?

Ammi 22-02-2012 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kizzy (Post 4972602)
im glad you had fun, and your heartstrings were plucked
but what we all want to know is did you get......
on really well, will you be seeing her again?

Kizzy!...:blush2:

Angus 22-02-2012 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 4972597)
Ha..you've still got it Angus:wink:

Lol, even if I am clinging on to it by my fingernails:joker:

Angus 22-02-2012 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kizzy (Post 4972602)
im glad you had fun, and your heartstrings were plucked
but what we all want to know is did you get......
on really well, will you be seeing her again?

:shocked::laugh:

Kizzy 22-02-2012 05:27 PM

what?.....;)

Ammi 22-02-2012 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angus (Post 4972624)
Lol, even if I am clinging on to it by my fingernails:joker:

...you look pretty safe to mehttp://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...oG-adB-UL64vcA

waterhog 22-02-2012 05:33 PM

kizzy as i have said i am a true gent,
i will never disclose if my sauagae went stiff bent.
was i happy or am i being snide,
did it go in easy or was it a tough ride.
did i last long was it over quick,
to much detail, OMG i feel sick.
you lot please stop feeding me with this chuckle,
i can not keep rhyming and i will buckle.
i am keeping quiet and to this thread i am not going to contribute,
its over i am now on mute.

Ammi 22-02-2012 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madJOE (Post 4972646)
kizzy as i have said i am a true gent,
i will never disclose if my sauagae went stiff bent.
was i happy or am i being snide,
did it go in easy or was it a tough ride.
did i last long was it over quick,
to much detail, OMG i feel sick.
you lot please stop feeding me with this chuckle,
i can not keep rhyming and i will buckle.
i am keeping quiet and to this thread i am not going to contribute,
its over i am now on mute.

...LOL Joe

Kizzy 22-02-2012 05:40 PM

Haha nice one joe! :D


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