Kermit the frog
got a smack in the gob
for messing around with miss piggy.
He pulled up his vest
to show off his chest
and out popped a little green willy.

:laugh2:

We had one about Batman and Robin on the motorway but I can't recall the wording.

Soldier, soldier in the grass
with a bullet up his ass
pull it out, pull it out
be a good boy scout

Mary had a little lamb
she sat it on a bunker
a piece of coal went up its hole
and paralyzed its plunker

Nananananananananana, Batman

Driving down the motorway, lorry comes the other way, Flatman.

That was ours anyway.

I remembered another one! :amazed:

Fatty and skinny went to bed,
Skinny blew off,
Fatty dropped dead.

It wasn't the grass
that tickled your ass
it was my finger

Thats roy chubby brown....:/