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Jesus. 14-04-2012 03:27 PM
You should have told them that you were too off your face on Heroin to get out of bed right now, so could they come back after your come down.

Me. I Am Salman 14-04-2012 03:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 5079339)
No Dezzy
she was doing her Job.


Next time they need to check Anal.

You just called her a bitch as well :/

arista 14-04-2012 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 5079359)
You just called her a bitch as well :/

Yes and?

Jesus. 14-04-2012 03:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 5079339)
No Dezzy
she was doing her Job.


Next time they need to check Anal.
This isn't the "tell us your fantasies" thread.

Me. I Am Salman 14-04-2012 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 5079362)
Yes and?
Well if she was just 'doing her job' then why did you call her a bitch
Try get out of that one

Josy 14-04-2012 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 5079367)
Well if she was just 'doing her job' then why did you call her a bitch
Try get out of that one
He was clearly saying she was just doing her job because Dezzy said to complain about her :shrug:

Jords 14-04-2012 04:00 PM
Bloody police :bored:

Marsh. 14-04-2012 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 5079339)
No Dezzy
she was doing her Job.
Obviously not properly enough.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 14-04-2012 04:10 PM
ngl if loads of hot police did a drugs bust on my house i would not complain

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 14-04-2012 04:10 PM
*policemen

arista 14-04-2012 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 5079367)
Well if she was just 'doing her job' then why did you call her a bitch
Try get out of that one

On here I can say she is a Bitch
and likes Hard Sex.

Livia 14-04-2012 04:13 PM
It's amazing people will go to such lengths to catch a glimpse of Shaun naked.

arista 14-04-2012 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 08marsh (Post 5079401)
Obviously not properly enough.

She but she had no idea he hid it up is bum.

arista 14-04-2012 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Livia (Post 5079411)
It's amazing people will go to such lengths to catch a glimpse of Shaun naked.

I am sure he will make it into a Play.

arista 14-04-2012 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesus.H.Christ (Post 5079366)
This isn't the "tell us your fantasies" thread.

I never said it was.

I reported on what Shaun has said.

Livia 14-04-2012 04:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 5079414)
I am sure he will make it into a Play.
I'd watch it if he does. He could be the next Orton. Remember I said that.

Brother Leon 14-04-2012 04:22 PM
Didn't you ask them if they had a warrant to do so?

Shaun 14-04-2012 04:23 PM
Yeah they had a warrant and court order, but it was a bogus tipoff LOL

Jords 14-04-2012 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 5079414)
I am sure he will make it into a Play.
That would be an amazing play.

Shaun lies asleep in bed naked, quilt rolled up showing a bit of a$$. Downstairs Shaun's distressed mother is speaking to a policeman, whilst a policewoman rushes upstairs to confront Shaun.

Bitchy Policewoman: GET DRESSED PLZ WE NEED TO SEARCH THIS ROOM
Shaun: omg k

Shaun stretches. The policewoman leaves the room whilst Shaun gets dressed, she looks approving of the naked butt. Shaun retreats downstairs and she begins searching the room, to no success, returning downstairs.

Bitchy Policewoman: K. Wrong house.
Shaun's Mum: Done?
Policeman: Yes, we apologize for this inconvenience.
Bitchy Policewoman: Yeah soz.
Shaun: :rolleyes:

-curtains draw-

Based on a True Story.

Me. I Am Salman 14-04-2012 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arista (Post 5079410)
On here I can say she is a Bitch
and likes Hard Sex.
wtf are you on

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 14-04-2012 04:27 PM
omfg jords that is an amazing idea -starts writing fanfic-

Shaun 14-04-2012 04:28 PM
thank you Jords you really captured the spirit of the moment :lovedup: *gives permission for biopic*

Jords 14-04-2012 04:29 PM
No thank you, thank you so much.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 14-04-2012 04:30 PM
but like instead of a police woman its a police man and when he asks you to get dressed you say no so then hes like right you little bitch and handcuffs you to the bed and does you up the bum with his baton thing

Boothy 14-04-2012 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5079434)
That would be an amazing play.

Shaun lies asleep in bed naked, quilt rolled up showing a bit of a$$. Downstairs Shaun's distressed mother is speaking to a policeman, whilst a policewoman rushes upstairs to confront Shaun.

Bitchy Policewoman: GET DRESSED PLZ WE NEED TO SEARCH THIS ROOM
Shaun: omg k

Shaun stretches. The policewoman leaves the room whilst Shaun gets dressed, she looks approving of the naked butt. Shaun retreats downstairs and she begins searching the room, to no success, returning downstairs.

Bitchy Policewoman: K. Wrong house.
Shaun's Mum: Done?
Policeman: Yes, we apologize for this inconvenience.
Bitchy Policewoman: Yeah soz.
Shaun: :rolleyes:

-curtains draw-

Based on a True Story.
:laugh2:


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