Dick was playing hockey and it was awkward when he saw the slag with her fingers near her clunge. She looked like an awesome slut in a random sorta way. He ran to her and they in a blur of C--T,tits ,slut,cock,fanny,minge, did it. He was happy. But then he noticed the clotted oozing discharge from his scrotum. He thought it looked like phlegm or moist pus.

Dick then realised it was Lady GaGa he was just with, it was totally random, and she was wearing a shiny particle and a pony on her head, but he no longer could jest because he realise he got a testicle infection from her muff.

She gave him a cuddle, but then she got the odour from his herpes scrotum. She told Dick to go to the doctor.

So he drank some fluid on the way there. The doctor was obese and complained about a sore pancreas, then to Dick's disgust, the doctor started to sputter bile all over him.

The end.