So, are we going to St Lucia in the Summer when Ben's divorce money comes through? <3.

Ben and Niamh, I know it has been a bumpy ride for the two of you (my sister and her boyfriend were having an issue kind of like this) and I hope you get things straightened out.

The couch is mine! Fine I shall take Scott, he'll be better suited in Auckland than with you anyway. I also want the luxurious Tibetan rug and the tea set from central Peru.

Once Kate is finished with him, we can go wherever you want Pumpkin

You can have the rug Marc took a dump on it last night anyway :pipe: I've already sold the tea set

Thank you. It's been so tough living with her abuse.


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Don't try and get them to sort things out.

I'm going to get lots of holidays from them splitting :idc: :tongue:

:amazed:

Florida for Christmas then.

You won't be getting most of my money. I had Lord Nathanial wire it over to an offshore account on my behalf. :pipe:

:amazed:

Absolutely :love:

Well I have employed Detective Josy Josterton, she'll trace that money don't you worry :nono:

I'll have my hitman Shaunus McGuire take her down. :pipe:

Oh, I believe this is yours too Niamh, you'll need it.

http://www.treatyourskin.com/product...66483_zoom.jpg

thanks, Greg said to give you this and to tell you sorry

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Josy Josterton will not be taken down by this ruffian, she is highly trained in martial arts, and has catlike pyschic abilities. She works a lot with my law firm (Pugh, Hugh and Barney-McGrugh) and we will ensure that Niamh and the children get everything.

mwahaha.

Superb :pipe:

I believe you also slept with Greg. I think you'll need that more than me sweetheart.

Well Shaunus McGuire has his trusty 'angels' who work alongside him, Ammi, Livia and Mollie.

I would think of clever/jazzier names for the angels, but this divorce is making me an emotional wreck.

I'm clean :idc:

Now, after months of being scrubbed up at the GUM clinic. I know about your sordid night with Arista and Legend Killer. :idc:

Yeah..........well I know about you and sticks :idc:

He was worth it. :pipe:

They don't call him sticks for nothing...........slut :hmph:

:evilgrin:

Just upset you never got a chance of passion with him. Jealous wench. :pipe:

I'm not into that kind of thing Ben, I have morals, you make me sick :nono: