Don't be so silly, very obedient and clean me

Gone off the rails since you turned 17

Been 17 for 2 days so don't think it could've been that quick

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

Please tell me you just copied that purely from memory? :laugh:

Nah it's a C+P job. I can rattle it off no bother though. It's an awesome thing.

trainspotting :love:

Y'all need to relax and smoke some Jeffrey!

Will I do joe...haha

For the wedding, kizzy?

I thought you'd be more the type to egg me on to have another drink :tongue:

Yep thats me drink till you spew...owt else?...:nono:

wat

I never drink till I spew, far too laddish.

:shocked::shocked::shocked:
Calling you a man kizzy, slap 'em....

Kizzy your post confused me D: I was talking about me LOL

And Kizzy is from Yorkshire, she can definitely handle her drink

Don't know about that joe.... Must be gettin old haha
Still if it killed off some brain cells you might beat me again lol

Kizzy lives in Yorkshire...? Never knew that. Oh, well. You learn every day.

Redway has all the info he needs now...

http://bios.weddingbee.com/pics/42538/soon.jpg

Aye lad :) where did you think I came from then :)

There will be no cocaine left in Yorkshire by the time he's through with the place.

What is it with you and that pic?...haha

I don't know :joker:

#Lad

I actually haven't a clue about what this thread's descended into already and we're only halfway down page two. I'm just going with the flow. :tongue: