LoL Alpha Chipmunk more like :)

He was psychopathic last night. He was making no sense.

He's so insecure. Any man that calls himself an alpha male is definitely not an alpha male. Alphas don't have to say it.

:joker: Good one.:joker:

Again joey, I absolutely agree with you. Being a bailiff isn't something to be so proud of.

Allso men who collect our recycle bins are running all the time and look very fit to me.

If he didn't have that beard he would look like a oversize baby.

ahh I like chris...I think he will have great entertainment value :) even if he has mini sulks about food :) lol

Can't wait until he gets the boot on Friday.

Absolutely agree with you.

:joker::joker::joker:

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

alvin of the house (alvin and the chipmonks sorry)

Chris doesn't have one single redeeming feature. He's overweight, has a strange child-like face and the voice of a nine-year old girl. If he had a nice personality or a great sense of humour it would cancel out a lot of that, but he doesn't. He never listens, he antagonises, he bickers when there's nothing to bicker about and despite him being in charge of all the evidence to the contrary, he thinks himself an "Alpha male" - a quite ridiculous notion. As lostalex pointed out, Alpha males don't have to tell you they're Alpha males, you just know.

Great post absolutely agree.

Chris is obviously extremely insecure & very deluded. He has the voice of Joe Swash on helium & the body of James Corden...

He has deliberately taken jobs to make him feel as if he is an alpha male & make people think he is someone not to be messed with, when in actual fact he is as threatening as a kitten...

God knows how he passed the psycological tests to be in there :shocked:

I agree completely. And it's nice to see you.

Spot on.

Bailiff by day, bouncer by night. There just isn't nor hasn't been a time when it's not his way or the high way..

He won't be able to handle the bb house. Will crack shortly, I don't fancy being in the way when he does.:nono:

Totally agree with you.

I hope BB give Chris a task in the diary room. His choice is 1: A huge plate of his fav food to eat right now in the diary room but the rest of the house will only get beans and rice this week. OR. 2: If he refuses then the house gets their full shopping BUT Chris can only eat beans and rice all week! :)

My daughter has just made a good point, it's a good job he has that silly voice otherwise he may have sounded a bit more intimidating and aggresive than he did...
She also said luke A is more of an alpha male...bahahahahaha!

Poor Chris, he has't got a best friend in the house..(After the Becky task)

Maybe he might wise up...nominations could get very interesting.:devil:

He's got a massive set of tits so maybe he meant alpha female. He needs to stop going to the gym then he might lose some weight.

I just realized who Chris reminded me of when he talks (especially that go on, guess part and don't judge the book by its covers): David Brent from the office.

Brilliant!