All that and a bag of crisps

:joker:

"And Bob's your uncle" No he's not.

:joker:

There was one Locke posted before something about a fishcake, I had never heard it.

Fancy a fishcake

Yeah I think that was it

Dutch courage
Double Dutch

Dull as dishwater. What.

Also no.5... You wouldn't want that anyway

Ditchwater not dishwater. Still a silly saying though.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

My grandmother - and consequently my mother - has a saying that I've never heard anywhere else. As an exclamation of shock or surprise she says "Gawd blind old pole". I don't know if it's a London thing, a Jewish thing or what. I've tried Googling it. Anyone ever heard that before?

(Livia, I do not think I have heard it before. Any one?)

Goes around comes around

as mad as a box of frogs

Pretty as a picture

sick as a parrot

Tomorrow never comes

One chocolate short of a box

One sandwich short of a picnic

Oh and I think Locke's was feel like a fishcake?

mad as a hatter

Milliners used to use mercury to bind felt and it got into their system giving them mercury poisoning.

I just remembered -
Didn't BB10 Freddie talk about "mad as a hatter" to Marcus during their midnight conversations? (I am not sure)
(I miss BB's live feed.)

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

'out of the blue'

where is the blue? absolute madness :bored:

'out of the blue'

where is the blue? absolute madness :bored: