it's objectively terrible

Glad the hype has died down, think it's a load of tosh. Just some kinky author writing a whole load of rubbish.

I still hear the title every single day from somewhere

I can't believe this immature 50 year old woman who wrote dirty dreams about Twilight has earned money from this tosh.

Have these housewives never heard of porn?

Been wondering what this random "50 shades of grey" term refers to. Sounds a bit pathetic

The guy's called Grey, geddit?

How clever she must feel.

It is annoying as why read Porn when you can watch it?:joker:

:bawling: I went in the kitchen the other day and my mother was sitting there reading the THIRD book. :bored: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

How do you fill 3 books? They shagged end of.

There's 3 books of that thing?:shocked: anyway I will only watch the film version if someone like Emelia Clarke is in it.

My other 50 shades thread is better...

*goes to bump*

Apparently there is actually a storyline in the second/third one besides just shagging

Or so my mother told me when I told her the books were ****e and just basically written porn.

Ah, so then it crosses into the typical soppy love novel section I'm guessing. :bored:

The whole thing is ridiculous and I will never understand the popularity

Its all the old uns have got bless them i loaded up my mums kindle with a list of books she wanted and i whacked the 50 shades books on as well and she said "well i dont know why you put that on there i have heard about that" i went round yesterday and had a look and she is half way through the second book the kinky cow :bored:

My mum keeps making comments that my dad should read the books to pick up on some tips.

The very thought of it makes me feel ill tbh. God bless my little brother who has to put up with them all the time.

It's a bit strange seeing women like this though as they are more reserved sexually than guys 9 times out of 10, I can't believe what this book is doing to some of them lol.

:pat:

Indeed :laugh:

:joker:

It's not meant as an attack if that's what you was thinking.:joker:

Oh Mock, so young, so naive

Aren't we the same age?:joker:

Lol, it's not just shagging though. Doesn't he beat the crap out of her, hardly something to aspire to or want to be involved in. lol

Quite sick actually.

I've heard stuff like that aswell, it's kind of like Conor Mcintyre's safe haven with that part.:joker:

I think theres a bit where some bird puts her finger up his bum or summat like that as well they just pad it out with stuff like that.