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DanielLuis 08-07-2012 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CherieB (Post 5282821)
Indy, a twix in the UK has a biscuit base covered in caramel, and then smothered in chocolate, whatever orifice you stick it in, it isnt coming back whole and its gonna be messy...

Here in Portugal its the same thing...
That's just disgusting!

Yayita 08-07-2012 07:01 AM

The comments on this post are hilarious, I am laughibg so hard..

Pop rocks and altoids... :laugh3: :laugh3:

Munchkins 08-07-2012 10:21 AM

Reading this thread, i actually feel sick
just ew xD

Kizzy 08-07-2012 10:31 AM

Thats nowt...I can fit a whole selection box in sideways.....:)

Cherie 08-07-2012 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kizzy (Post 5283811)
Thats nowt...I can fit a whole selection box in sideways.....:)

including the box?...:joker:

lostalex 08-07-2012 10:57 AM

I don't understand how women can lose things up there, it's not that big is it? I once read that the average vagina is only 6 inches deep.

Marc 08-07-2012 10:57 AM

I guess I have to watch last night's episode because this thread has knocked me sideways :o

lostalex 08-07-2012 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc (Post 5283869)
I guess I have to watch last night's episode because this thread has knocked me sideways :o

It was during a game they were doing towards the end of BOTS where they had to guess true or false.

Marc 08-07-2012 11:03 AM

Oh good lord.

Twix's are really nice, can't be wasting them on cavernous lady bits

Petershaw1984 08-07-2012 11:09 AM

So thats how him and his wife "do it"

Josy 08-07-2012 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc (Post 5283875)
Oh good lord.

Twix's are really nice, can't be wasting them on cavernous lady bits

:joker::joker:

sampvt 08-07-2012 11:19 AM

I was just wondering if he lost it inside a woman he failed to tell he was undergoing a change. He said he fooled his wife for 2 months. Maybe he chose a twix because it has ripple like varacous veins, TMI eh, lol. I simply canty find any reason to like this despicable person, sorry but he is disgusting.

lostalex 08-07-2012 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sampvt (Post 5283909)
I was just wondering if he lost it inside a woman he failed to tell he was undergoing a change. He said he fooled his wife for 2 months. Maybe he chose a twix because it has ripple like varacous veins, TMI eh, lol. I simply canty find any reason to like this despicable person, sorry but he is disgusting.

He didn't "fool his wife" she assumed he is a man, and he is. How can you fool someone into thinking you are what you are?

Marc 08-07-2012 11:25 AM

:shrug: calm down LOL

Kizzy 08-07-2012 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CherieB (Post 5283857)
including the box?...:joker:

Yes, I hide the kids easter eggs there too.....:)

Vicky. 08-07-2012 11:33 AM

Hmm. I dont understand where it could have gone, unless it was left overnight and just kinda...disintergrated or something :yuk:

Cherie 08-07-2012 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kizzy (Post 5283929)
Yes, I hide the kids easter eggs there too.....:)

:joker:

Marc 08-07-2012 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kizzy (Post 5283929)
Yes, I hide the kids easter eggs there too.....:)

:laugh2:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 5283932)
Hmm. I dont understand where it could have gone, unless it was left overnight and just kinda...disintergrated or something :yuk:

Vicky what you don't understand is that some women have a acidic vaginas and unless kept happy they can shoot their venom out at everybody.

Vicky. 08-07-2012 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc (Post 5283937)


Vicky what you don't understand is that some women have a acidic vaginas.

:laugh:

Even then it wouldnt completely disappear though, she would be all...sticky and with bits of crumbs inside :bored:

This is giving me horrific mental images

sampvt 08-07-2012 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 5283914)
He didn't "fool his wife" she assumed he is a man, and he is. How can you fool someone into thinking you are what you are?

:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep: :conf::conf::conf::conf: :spin::spin::spin::spin:

Cherie 08-07-2012 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 5283932)
Hmm. I dont understand where it could have gone, unless it was left overnight and just kinda...disintergrated or something :yuk:

We are assuming of course that the wrapper was off .:xyxwave:

Marc 08-07-2012 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 5283938)
:laugh:

Even then it wouldnt completely disappear though, she would be all...sticky and with bits of crumbs inside :bored:

This is giving me horrific mental images

Crumby vaginas :pipe:

Marc 08-07-2012 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CherieB (Post 5283942)
We are assuming of course that the wrapper was off .:xyxwave:

Kept it in her for a rainy day.

Josy 08-07-2012 11:39 AM

This thread is actually making me feel queasy

sampvt 08-07-2012 11:39 AM

He said he lost A twix. Singular, If he had not unwrapped it that would be a gold double finger loss and somewhat uncomfortable.


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