becky he an chesse face - never heard that one before

"The next housemate to be evicted is.. Arron"

Ashleigh "I think a cotton bud is the most orgasmic thing ever"

Dunno about best but this is the funniest.

Conor "I deserve to win" http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/s...aughing001.gif

Adam as soon as Shievonne had left and he took her bed:

"Oh yeah, double bed buck nakedness!"

Luke A... Becky has told everyone in the house, and in the next village what I said...

Luke A very dry wit, he rocks.

Ashleigh "Do you think I'm naturally good looking ?"

How the hell do you answer that ???
Takes "Does my bum look big in this ?" to a whole new level

Ashleigh "I am not a chav"

Sara "I watch Question Time every week with David Dimble-berry"

Luke S to Conor about the 50 grand: That would have been half yours! :joker:

Conor to Luke S after snatching the 50K..

"You've got Ashleigh" :joker:

Even better ! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

there an theme luke s

Deana "all men want to be me and all women want to be with me...because it is programmed".

Deana "I WANNA GO TO IBIZA AND GET MY T***S OUT... how is that entertainment"... Deana is the only one entertaining me, the rest annoy me so much. I wish Lydia, Lauren, Arron and Benedict were still there.

Caroline to Chris "When you said you wanted to Sh** in my bed..I didn't realize that meant you fancied me."

When Adam poured all that crap on Arron, and Scott was like "I thought he was going to wash the pots".