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28-08-2012 07:22 PM |
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Originally Posted by Brother Leon
(Post 5443437)
Mike is hardly the star of Jersey Shore,because he ****s alot. More to the fact he is the the funniest and craziest one of the lot.
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Thats what hookers and their clients say! "Chanice is not a hooker shes an entertainer". Plus Snookie is generally regarded as the really funny/ crazy one (Pauly D is seen as mega fun). Ronnie the annoying boyfriend and JWOW as feisty. The Situation/ theSlutuation as the easy slaggy one who any would could shag, hes that skanky.
TheSlutuation gets paid to have sex on TV. Slag. Its just more glamourous than curb crawling down Kings X. If he sat around doing nothing but quoting Schopenhauer on JS do you think he'd get paid $5m? He's not witty inventive or enaging. Just really tarty and slaggy. Showing his chest like a demented glamour model. Not exactly classy.
Mike is ultimately the highest paid ***** in the game. He has sex for cash. On TV. Worse than webcam. He might as well have a sign around kneck saying "will ****** for diamonds. Even grenades for the right $$$". Ho bag.
Even Julie could pull Mike. Any body could pull Mike. Wonder what price C5 would pay Mike to bed Julian. £150k? Oops I mean $200K. Mega bimbo theSlutuation doesnt know we had different currency. Mike = reality tv skanky Slag.
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