it just sounds like the better show of the two

Survivor or Come Dine With Me.

Obviously they're complete opposites really but Survivor if I lived in the USA and wasn't so fat. CDWM is more likely though.

thanks :)

It'll help with that :thumbs:

That's why I'm going on :idc:

Roy you better win BB US

Good luck Roy, i'll be cheering you on if you get through.:dance:

Actually I've decided I'd like to take over from Adam Richman on Man vs Food

I wouldn't like to be his toilet cleaner lol

omg :amazed: but I would want to be sort of fit when I got there

big brother or that one during the day where people just got to other peoples house and judge them cant think what its called?

Come dine and id rant about white carbs

Have you met/seen Cirie?

Goddess on that show.

Oh i thought it was only UK reality shows(that's what the OP said)

but if we are counting American reality shows too, i'd DEFINITELY want to do The Amazing Race with my brother.

I'd pay to see you on Come Dine. You'd make everyone so uncomfortable at dinner and sit there criticising them. It'd be absolutely amazing. :lovedup:

No I wanted to watch them all but my ****ing internet is so slow

Yea, you have to be. You'd get voted off pretty quick if you are overweight. I think Cirie is the only overweight contestant that's ever done well.

I'd be the fat lump taken to the final 2 for that exact reason :D

Zane last week was well liked by the tribe, but he was fat and unfit, and that's really why he was voted off.

Although you could make an argument that Sandra was very unfit. She wasn't fat but she was definitely not fit, and couldn't do anything physical. She won twice, so maybe it doesn't matter. You'd have to be a sassy latina chick though.

The obvious choice would be Big Brother as I don't think The X Factor is ready for my talent just yet:pipe:

But overall I think I would do IAC because you get to go to Australia and live in a jungle:amazed:

ITV should do a civilian IAC. Think how amazing that would be :amazed:

X Factor so I can have clueless females stanning over me and wanting to get in my bed :)

I'd go first and be so nice to everyone, perfect host. Then be a complete **** their days and refuse anything with white carbs and be so critical. :hugesmile:

Would love to do big brother

My first audition on The X Factor would be Mambo Number 5 by Lou Begga, infact it's made me tempted to go for it next year lol.

Big Brother :)

I would do X-Factor though if I didnt have so many skeletons in the closet. I am quite good when I practice, id never win but I think i cold get to bootcamp then get chucked out.

I only have one thing to worry about but I would just hope to never get caught out with it lol.